What's Howard doing on his 4 day weekends that he's "So Busy..."

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    that he cant watch his favorite tv shows?

    I mean we know he doesnt go out anywhere or do anything.

    He certainly isnt doing any home improvement projects around his estate.

    He's not seeing his kids cuz they avoid him at all costs by moving to foreign countries.


    So what the hell is he doing? :dontknow:
     
  2. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    He's an old man. He's probably sleeping.
     
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    :coffee: He's photoshopping last summer's pictures of Beth for next summer's release.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    So much babysitter porn.......So little time.........
     
  5. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard and his hard-working staff are probably busy on moldredstern.com fine-tuning great ideas for the show, like today's rap contest.
     
  6. BethSucks

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    His version of busy equates to a normal persons idea of leisure, going to a shrink and a personal trainer three times a week, dressing for dinner at a four star restaurant, taking photography lessons, photo sessions with d-list dinner guests and sending "notes" on his iPad are his idea of exhausting labor.
     
  7. The Booey

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    Two things: Jack and shit.
     
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    Probably busy collecting more cats.
     
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    Gotta' say........D.J. Wu, And Sal saved that......Had me LOL'ing to the point I was worried about crashing my car.........."Go wrap a sandwich bitch"
    And that fucking Liberman.........Damn that screeching
     
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    Doodling beer can thick cocks.
     
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    Howard activities probably include

    1. Meeting with Buchwald to plot his next career movies (agt) and what to do when the John Malone takeover is complete
    2. Meeting with lawyers to discuss current lawsuite appeal, and possible future lawsuits (as a result of the Malone takeover)
    3. Photoshoot with some douchebags
    4. Hours upon hours of photoshopping said photoshoot
    5. Metting with Ralph for his wardrobe
     
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    cruising positivesingles.com for tail
     
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    He's busy working on the following week's shows, he's running two channels for christ's sake..:coffee:
     
  14. pontius pilot

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    he'll be reading his fan-sites on the interwebs...
     
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    Moving from room to room in the Hampton's Estate. Avoiding Beth in order not to hand over his Black Card to her again . . .
     
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    This...
     
  18. bigbump

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    He probably travels a shit load between the city and the Hampton's.