Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 25, 2014.
Avoiding Beefus? Beating off? Preparing for his show next week?
He's putting the finishing touches on his latest watercolor:
Not a fucking chance in hell
Balls deep in Berry Boy.
Calligraphy lessons and photoshopping picture of himself and Beth.
Modge podging with Rosie O'Donnell while they both cry about shitty ratings and being faggots.
Something so gay we can't even imagine it, because it's so gay, you have to very gay to even think about it.
He's preparing for the show.
Shopping around for his new dress and heels for his next Christmas card photo.
I imagine him naked lying on his stomach in bed with the silk sheets provocatively exposing a single ass cheek. Ralph is stretched out next to him on his back while Howie tenderly uses the very tip of his index finger to swirl Ralph's belly hairs into tiny little circles as he impatiently waits for their refractory period to end.
On second thought, please disregard the entirety of my post above.
Locked alone in a room while Beth is talking to cats
Checking the area around his castration scar to be certain there is no regrowth.
This makes me feel really dirty.