What's Howard's next 'procedure'?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, May 6, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nose--check
    Hair system--check
    Veneers--check
    Castration--check
    I'm thinking a bit of botox?
     
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    Eye job. Remember that supposed 'doctor' that called in about 1-2 months ago saying Howard had "hooded" eyes? The wheels are in motion...
     
  3. Douchebag 007

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    i think he is going to have a gay scarf surgically implanted so he doesn't have to bother with it everyday - it will just be there

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  4. yippeekyaa

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    You forgot the laser asshole hair removal.

    I'd say next move is liposuction performed by the NY State Court system. They will, in one appeal denial, reduce Howards ego, hat size, wallet size, penis size and public image. Yup, liposuction.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beth has been surgically removing from his money for years.
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    divorce
     
  7. JaredWD

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  8. tHISisKiSSeL

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    now we know where this came from:

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  9. Morning Wood

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    Ass bleaching.
     
  10. harlock

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    Boobjob. Just don't know which way Wiggy will go with it.
     
  11. EmperorsNewCaps

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    He's definitely been hitting up the botox for awhile now. It was a two-for-one sale with the turkey neck removal.

    Compare any photo from now to say, 1995. He's the new Michael Jackson.
     
  12. Mike in Houston

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    Hopefully getting his balls re-attached.
     
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  13. Bye You!

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    He does not have veneers!!!! :pissed:

    You'd have to have actual teeth to veneer!!!
     
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    Modified Radical Ostrectomy.
     
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    He is going to get his eyelashes dyed...Sharon told him to.
     
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    :lol: clever


    i bet you are 100% right. how sad.
     
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    Yup...he's very waxy!
     
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    Wig glue touch up.
     
  19. goldphoenix

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    The only true procedure he needs to have done is to have his head removed from his ass.
     
  20. ZevonFan

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    What ARE those chicklets? Dentures? I can't figure it out. Just odd to have a procedure done that makes one look radically different. Oh, and awful! Yikes!