What's Howig Got Planned for this X-mas

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beetle Js Tooth, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. Beetle Js Tooth

    Beetle Js Tooth New Member

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    You think he's actually going to make the effort to have a nice meal with his folks...or is he going to spend another holiday staring at Beff? Will he even spend time with his kids? So strange how increasingly rare it is that we hear anything at all about visits with his kids and ex-wife.

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    Also, how do I add an image for my avatar?
     
  3. smichal

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    I think it will be only about Beth... another photo shoot.
     
  4. Phantom Lord

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    The day will consist of a photo shoot with Beth in only a Christmas sweater holding a cat that is photoshopped to the point of hurting your eyes because it is so blurry. He won't go to his parents he will call them. He will wait for his girls to call him. Two of them will by the end of the day. Beth will talk to her family on the phone and they will wonder why they hardly ever see her. Howard will then have an egg white wrap or baked salmon. Basically any meal that a 20 year-old hippy vegan girl living in San Fran would eat. Howard will then watch Breaking Bad on his Ipad with headphones. He will get into bed around 8:00pm. He will have a condom on the night stand next to his bed that he got from his safe. Beth will come in and get the hint when she sees the condom. She will hop on top of him for 10 minutes. He will then download the new Neil Young book to his Ipad while checking Twitter and eventually fall asleep.

    That is how I picture his day going.
     
  5. Herc

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    Howard's a Heeb. He doesn't give a shit about Christmas . . . :coffee:
     
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    Basically just another day coming up with show ideas. Viva.
     
  7. Beth Eats Hay

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    Ralphie Cakes will put on six inch heels and plow the wig's anal fissure nice and deep, followed by some mutilation of his deformed genitalia. Beefus and the cats will go down in the vault at Chimneyville and stare at the shiny gold until they become intoxicated from lack of oxygen. Hopefully, Christmas will culminate in the destruction of Chimneyville by a ball of fire from the heavens and we can sing, dance, and rejoice like it is 1999.
     
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    The honest answer is that Howard and Beth will probably be dining out somewhere with his parents. Beth will be staring at whatever piece of shiny jewelry Howard bought for her. Maybe they'll take in the Nets/Celtics game, or the Knicks if they're playing. Then they'll go home, where Beth will tweet a photo of her new bling while Howard retreats to his office to watch porn.
     
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    Eat Chinese food and go to the movies, the same as every other Jew.
     
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    He will go crazy and have 2 portions of turkey.
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    wiggy wont be leaving the house- too any commoners and germs out there..
     
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    Cock. He's planning on sucking a lot of cock. :yay:
     
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    :pissed:does ANYONE know if they're still going to cabo?????? i've been asking that question for days.....does anyone have the answer?????

    howard was complaining about it last month....do you think he got out of going?????
     
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    Katie Lee has been tweeting and asking for restaurant recommendations. Maybe they are going with her.
     
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    count his gold coins, like ebeneezer:2kbill:
     
  18. HorsetoothBeth

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    Santa's gonna be cumming up the billion dollar chimney pipe.

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    As the neighborhood dogs run off with Howard's tofurkey....
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    Tidying up for the holiday guests.
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