Entertainment What's in the gift bag for Oscar nominees?

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Nice perks for people who don't need it......


    WHAT'S IN THIS YEAR'S $232,000 ACADEMY AWARDS GIFT BAG?
    Ten-day first-class trip with Explore Israel: $55,000
    15-day walking tour of Japan: $54,000
    A year's worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar: $45,000
    Lifetime supply of Lizora skin care: $31,200
    Meal donation to a choice animal shelter or rescue from Halo Natural Pet Food: ($6,300)
    Fit Club TV 'Ultimate Fitness Package': $6,250
    Ultherapy, a laser skin-tightening procedure at 740 Park MD: $5,530
    Steamist Total At Home Spa: $5,060
    Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria: $5,000
    Grand Hotel Tremezzo: $5,000
    Golden Door Spa: $4,800
    Delovery gift: $2,000
    Vampire Breast Lift: $1,900
    Three private training sessions with 'celebrity wellness expert' Jay Cardiello: $1,400
    Personal fitness sessions with Alexi Seletzky, celebrity trainer: $900
    Sundial Power Coating: $500
    Belldini apparel: $300+
    My M&M's: $300
    Joseph's Toiletries toilet paper: $275
    Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her: $250
    Tools by Gina salon product: $250
    Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer: $249.99
    Healing Saint by Dr. Jane 360: $193
    Lat & Lo jewelry: $150
    Caolion skin care: $134
    Tribute: $125
    Zekkle Edge: $125
    Sedona Lace makeup brushes: $109.95
    Rougle Maple: $99
    Mezcal El Silencio premium Mezcal: $75
    Signature Vodka: $70
    Phantom Glass screen protector: $49.95-$59.95
    Memobottle reusable bottle: $47
    Greenhill Winery & Vineyards: $39
    Chocolatines treats: $35
    Slimware: $29.95
    Farm Wife Style handmade jewelry: $25
    Dandi Patch, underarm sweat solution: $21
    Purely Inspired Organic Protein: $19.97
    Hydroxycut Gummies: $19.88
    Gleener on the Go: $11.99
    Mission1 Clean Protein Bar: $5.64/box
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    WHAT?! No Jeri Curl?! We's boycottin!
     
  3. DogStar69

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    You mean Watermelon?
     
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    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    wait wut?

    Joseph's Toiletries toilet paper: $275

    No shittens?


    That's some fancy TP

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    GLguygardner "That guy's the drizzling shits!" VIP Gold

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    That's the extra toilet paper
     
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    :rs: :jj:
     
  8. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Ten-day first-class trip with Explore Israel: $55,000
    15-day walking tour of Japan: $54,000

    These are brilliant gifts for the promotional companies to give out....how many celebs are really going to use this. Probably has an expiry date of 1 year and no transfers allowed. Having said that I would love to go on either one of these.
     
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    Would be nice if they tru in a Squaty Potty or a can of Fresh balls.
     
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    Beat me to it
     
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    Don't they now have to pay taxes on these bags if they accept them? Or did that regulation never get passed?

    If not, must be nice to get $232,000 "gifts" at work.
     
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    This sounds like bullshit to me. Must be some condition like the celebrity has to come and feed the animals
     
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    I thought they stopped with these extravagant gift bags because of the taxes and backlash???
     
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    I'd settle for a Slim Jim and a bottle of Ripple.
     
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    Everyone one who gets one of these gift bags should give the bag to a syrian refugee. Now that would be a party!
     
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    It would be only fair given their posturing. What I don't notice is donations to charities or purchased carbon credits in these bags.
     
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    I am appalled by this as much as you are, but it just kills me that you guys on the right are always complaining about wealthy people in Hollywood, but when that Papa Johns douche builds a fucking castle with an actual drawbridge all while screwing over employees, you're all "he worked hard" for that. Mitt Romneys 7 houses with car elevators and such, just another example.
     
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    There is that food donation to an animal shelter or something. Are carbon credits still around? Haven't heard much about those lately. They sure were all the rage back when everyone was busy saving the planet.
     
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    I notice that you seem to be an extremely political type of person eh? If you are appauled just as much as everyone else, why not just go with it? Why bring the political nonsense into it? Is it something you can't control? I am just curious, because this came off as such an odd post. To me at least.
     
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    The election cycle gets me in a political mood haha.

    You're one of my favorite posters btw.