What's it like to be an animal?

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    what are you as an animal? What do they know? Is it just survive and nothing else?
     
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    always thinking about food I imagine.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Well, I have cats and grew up with dogs. Both really want attention/affection from their owners.

    And even the old ones like to play/get in a little exercise.

    Oh..and food, too...lol
     
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    Food, poop, procreate.
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Sometimes I get the feeling my doggie only loves me for the food and treats I give him. :fil: But he's actually come over to me and licked my face when I was sad and crying.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    well domesticated animals don't have the problems of the wild, so different mindset right? Its like comparing you to some African tribe in the bush.
     
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  8. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    You never know - I might be posting from the bush.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you must have a talented bush
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    maybe your bush needs a new hard drive...
     
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    As long as I could fly, I'd be happy.
     
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    Am I the only one who expected this to be a "guess the race" thread????
     
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    I guess it would depend on where I was on the food chain.
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    We have one that will lick my wife's tears if she is crying. She just likes the saltiness. The little Bitch.
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    With the hair insult and this, you're gonna break my spirit.
     
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    Don't sell your bush short J!!!
    :lol1:
     
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    ppl chain their dog up and search if they run away.
    i told my dog u wana leave go ahead.
    he looked at me like i was doing a benji-schtick
     
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    My biggest fear is being reincarnated as an animal or insect with a human brain.....
    That's not weird, right?? :giggle:
     
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    Awww... that's very sweet. I'm sure your dog loves you.
     
  20. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    You are a sweet man. Unlike @SouthernListen who wants to shatter my illusions. :)
     
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