What is the more embarrassing situation..... 1. Your son was a football player at Penn State and child rapist Sandusky has been to your home. 2. Your patriarch is an alleged insurance scammer felon 3. Your daughter is an alleged high price party favor for arab shieks. 4. Your daughter marries a man twice her age who hides his baldness with a bad wig, and pretend to have long flowing jet black hair at age 60, despite his dad being bald as a cue-bald.