What's on Your Bucket List?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    If you're over 40, you're probably becoming more aware of your own mortality every year.

    What's on your bucket list? What do you want to do before you kick the bucket?

    My sights in life are set pretty low, so I've done most of the stuff I wanted to do - fucked a bunch of women (some hot, some not), drove cars really fast, traveled abroad, ate good food, bought a house, got married, had children. I've never wanted to climb mountains or jump out of a plane.

    Guess all I want now is to live to be old enough to see all of my children grown and on their own.
     
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    I've kind of done my thing and have done everything I've wanted and have everything I need. As a father of several young children, I just want to see my kids grow up happy.
     
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    I guess if I had a bucket list, the only thing on it would be to get fucked in the ass because any guy who uses a cutesy term like "bucket list" would have to be gay!
     
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    I 've been doing my bucket list for two years
    Next year Inca Trail
     
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    I want to go shopping at the Metro Mall and then quickly relax in the food court
     
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    Angkor Wat
    Beaches of Thailand
    The Grand Canyon
     
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    I want to cut a greasy, wet, and obscenely loud burrito fart right in Beth's face.
     
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    Autoeroticaphixiation
     
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    If you're not into shroom milkshakes and/or me so honee hookers, not really worth the flight. You're not missing anything.
     
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    I've never kicked a bucket
     
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    I want to shart on Wiggy's wig.
     
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    John Goddard had a bucket list from the 1930 when he was a teenager. You can find it on his website at http://www.johngoddard.info/ and then click on the life list link.
     
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    I was there for the 7th time this past winter. It's laden with shitloads of Russians now and is no place to see real natural beauty unless you rent a boat and see what isn't all fucked up from tourism.

    Chiang Mai is still great, but no beaches.

    Traveling, mostly. Still want to visit Italy, Morocco, Spain, Turkey, Egypt, Iceland, and China. Will spend a bit of time this summer in Italy, but it's with the wife, so it doesn't count.
     
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    :( I hate Russians.
     
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    New Zealand
    Argentina
    Bolivia

    I would also like to fuck a Victoria Secrets model
     
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    I had sex with a Victoria once. We kept it a Secret since she was going out with a friend of a friend. Cute face average body :dontknow:
     
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    You hate the french too... god knows the blacks and latinos.

    Who do you like? :giggle:
     
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    Take a hot air balloon ride
    New Zealand
    China

    For the things that will never happen
    Win the lotto and retire young
    Fuck Kate Upton
    Be a respected member of Dawgs.
     
  20. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Buy an e30 m3

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