what's that? you grew a mustache and/or beard for "mo-vember"?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    i'm sure that'll cure prostate cancer.

    mo-vember is the gayest thing ever. more like ho-mo-vember.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    two guys in my office did it. i told them they're just attention beards and that they're doing a real life version of a facebook "look at me!" status update. they got mad.
     
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    It's supposed to spur conversation and get people talking w/ each other about dick and butthole health



    Seriously doubt it does that :wtf:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    exactly. the only movember conversation i hear is, "did you grow that for movember?" and they're like "yeah" and then they go on to describe their experiences with a beard. such faggitz.
     
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    Mustache = you touch kids

    Beard grown due to adult peer pressure = you suck cocks
     
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    I went Novem-beard.

    Way better... saved prob $25 on Mach3's for the month too.
     
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    I like my man hairy. :D
     
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    Anyone want to start a beard guild with me?
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

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    that's so gay. either have a beard or don't. novelty beards are for fags and we in the bearded community reject them.
     
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    You wear nut hugger bike shorts and eat organic... don't lecture me about "beards" you fake girlfriend having half-a-fag. :pie:
     
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    peer pressure attention beard. :lol: :rofl:
     
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    Did you get a colonoscopy in Nov ?
     
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    The only beard in the history of history was thicker than yours was Tom Cruise in Last Samurai...
     
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    I grew a beard in November but that's just because I'm lazy and didn't want to shave
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

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    that doesn't even make sense to anyone under 30.
     
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    I met this douchey hipster with a handlebar mustache. Someone commented on it and he said "I had a full beard too but I had to shave it for November".


    He was so ironic. Unfortunately I was recruiting at a job fair so I couldn't make fun of him. I had to pretend I thought he was clever.
     
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    Probably true....
     
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    :lol: fucking handlebar mustache hipsters. and they're not even the most annoying hipsters. :jj:
     
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    I'm feeling my balls right now to make sure nothing weird's goin' on