Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Nov 29, 2013.
i'm sure that'll cure prostate cancer.
mo-vember is the gayest thing ever. more like ho-mo-vember.
two guys in my office did it. i told them they're just attention beards and that they're doing a real life version of a facebook "look at me!" status update. they got mad.
It's supposed to spur conversation and get people talking w/ each other about dick and butthole health
Seriously doubt it does that
exactly. the only movember conversation i hear is, "did you grow that for movember?" and they're like "yeah" and then they go on to describe their experiences with a beard. such faggitz.
Mustache = you touch kids
Beard grown due to adult peer pressure = you suck cocks
I went Novem-beard.
Way better... saved prob $25 on Mach3's for the month too.
I like my man hairy.
Anyone want to start a beard guild with me?
that's so gay. either have a beard or don't. novelty beards are for fags and we in the bearded community reject them.
You wear nut hugger bike shorts and eat organic... don't lecture me about "beards" you fake girlfriend having half-a-fag.
peer pressure attention beard.
Did you get a colonoscopy in Nov ?
The only beard in the history of history was thicker than yours was Tom Cruise in Last Samurai...
I grew a beard in November but that's just because I'm lazy and didn't want to shave
that doesn't even make sense to anyone under 30.
I met this douchey hipster with a handlebar mustache. Someone commented on it and he said "I had a full beard too but I had to shave it for November".
He was so ironic. Unfortunately I was recruiting at a job fair so I couldn't make fun of him. I had to pretend I thought he was clever.
fucking handlebar mustache hipsters. and they're not even the most annoying hipsters.
I'm feeling my balls right now to make sure nothing weird's goin' on