What's the best line you could ever hear from a woman?

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    "Want to come back to my place and smoke some pot?"

    "Can I bring a friend?"

    "I'm not pregnant"

    :cheer:
     
  2. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    The much ballyhooed, ever elusive silence.
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    honey I'm tired tonight can I just give you a BJ?
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    "can I take ur order?"
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    "It was only a 5 hour operation."
     
  6. JWC

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    "Hi! Welcome to Hooters"
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Really? Cmon now...
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    This one's on the house. :cheer:
     
  9. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    A shared, uncomfortable silence that isn't that uncomfortable. Words are overrated.
     
  10. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Well...kinda
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :facepalm:
     
  12. sternski

    sternski New Member Banned User

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    ...im gonna cook you a home made lasagna and then after we finish eating youre gonna fuck me from behind while im washing the dishes.
     
  13. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Winner :iohi5:
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    "I have no gag reflex and I'm going to prove it to you right now."
     
  15. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    :gayhand:
     
  16. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    That's great. I heard that a couple times, along with a few "I have an oral fetish" claims... which turned out true. :toptip:
     
  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Thatzz great, now tell us about tha best line from a woman youve heard...
     
  18. PauleyWalnuts

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    at least ur balls are big :facepalm:
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :mad:
     
  20. Super Mario

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    so you wanna get naked>?