Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0, Sep 14, 2012.
"Want to come back to my place and smoke some pot?"
"Can I bring a friend?"
"I'm not pregnant"
The much ballyhooed, ever elusive silence.
honey I'm tired tonight can I just give you a BJ?
"can I take ur order?"
"It was only a 5 hour operation."
"Hi! Welcome to Hooters"
Really? Cmon now...
This one's on the house.
A shared, uncomfortable silence that isn't that uncomfortable. Words are overrated.
...im gonna cook you a home made lasagna and then after we finish eating youre gonna fuck me from behind while im washing the dishes.
"I have no gag reflex and I'm going to prove it to you right now."
That's great. I heard that a couple times, along with a few "I have an oral fetish" claims... which turned out true.
Thatzz great, now tell us about tha best line from a woman youve heard...
at least ur balls are big
so you wanna get naked>?