What's the Best Thing You've Ever Witnessed?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I'm starting this to counter the other thread.

    The best thing I've ever witnessed, aside from the birth of my children, was watching my blazing hot Latina co-worker take her bra off for the first time during our brief fling years ago. She had PERFECT 38D's. I tried to swallow them whole. Man, was she hot.
     
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    I watched my dong get a double bj!
     
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    The birth of my pain in the ass 13 year old, followed 2 years later by my pain in the ass 11 year old. :hat:
    Then my divorce papers.
     
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    The births of my kids.
    Bermuda appearing over the horizon in a sailboat.
    Some shit involving naked ladies.
     
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    Might be when this dickhead in some tricked out jap mobile was tailing my ass on the highway. We were taking the same exit, and I tapped my brakes real quick like and he ended up in the ditch. Good times.
     
  6. HowieStearn

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    my soon-to-be wife waiting for me at the alter, and the birth of my 4 kids.
    my wife later cheated on me and we divorced- that took a big bite out of my ass.
     
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    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    when i was a 21 year old bartender at a beach town in south jersey i witnessed in delight as my penis got worked over by 2 hotties an hour after my shift ended one friday night many many moons ago. Aagh the 80's. :cheer:
     
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    Nemo's AGT GIF thread

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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    I thought you would say a fresh bottle of booze:cheer:
     
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    ;)
     
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    In the desert, when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It's so beautiful.

    ‚Äč:sunny:
     
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    I saw a UFO once.True story
     
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    Seen Bigfoot back in 82 it is.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Doctors delivering healthy babies when i worked at stony brook hospital.
     
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    I'm glad I've never seen a UFO. and if I did, I wouldn't bother trying to tell anyone

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    are those Christmas lights?
     
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    why? You think aliens can't celebrate Christmas? RACIST!
     
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    laughed at that :bully:
     
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    Watching my dick get worked over every weekend at least by to hotties!
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    oh yeah..latinas :jerk:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    a ghost...dont believe me ...well i don't care!