What's the best way to check if a girl at the club is into you?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    and how do you initiate a kiss or something without coming off as a rapist? i felt so helpless at the club last night i almost had a nervous breakdown.
     
  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    You talk to them. :dontknow:
     
  3. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    go up to her and ask if she would ever go to the police if she was brutally raped
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    spill beer on their tits and offer to lick it up
     
  5. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I used to be able to tell with eye contact.
     
  6. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    check your driver's licence; if you're on it, she's not into you
     
  7. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Grab her crotch. If it's moist you're in business.
     
  8. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    blowup norway
     
  9. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    i wished more friends of urs died gary bec they desrved it, nobody form norway needs to live , assholes faggots
     
  10. SeXtion 8

    SeXtion 8 New Member VIP

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    You ask them their sign and if they have ever seen a crisp 100 dollar bill and if they want to play Tune in Tokyo
     
  11. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    poeple from oslo are assholes and will god please kill them for me, cunts
     
  12. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    I heard this song and for some reason thought of you Gary.
    [video=youtube;YwNVE37BGVE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE[/video]
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    i started off totally wrong though, that's for sure. went around going "Hey, do you speak english? Do you want a drink?" ended up buying tons of drinks, not a single girl came back to the table with me.
     
  14. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    bwahahahahahaha!
     
  15. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    maybe you could pass her a note in study hall -like - check this box if you like me
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
  17. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    You're not back to being a little pudgy are you? If so, you might need to lower your standards a tad.
     
  18. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    oslo needs to be blown up asap, bunch of fags living in that joint
     
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    Or pull her pigtails. :bigthink
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    faggot gary mad with his bitch tits getting hard, lemme see ur hard nasty bitch tits faggot