what's the biggest animal you could beat in a street fight

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  1. digitalbullet

    digitalbullet Well-Known Member

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    pretty sure I could take a medium size mountain lion or a big wolf
     
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    I'd fuck a raccoon up.
     
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    a baby turtle
     
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    great white shark
     
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    Probably a hamster if it didn't bite
     
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    Big non aggressive animals dont count so dont think about saying a giraffe or a horse
     
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    I'm not fucking with any god damn sharks
     
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    I'll punch a coyote in his fucking furry face.
     
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    I once punched a pigeon while riding my bike. Fucker was trying to kamikaze me, it was flying right at my head.

    Deal breaker!

    I left it twitching in a pile of feathers on the road. :owned:
     
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    i dont no maybe a big ass dog of some sort
     
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    I would kick any male animal in the ballls
     
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    Big dog. No thanks
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    i'd body slam the fuck out of a boar.
     
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    that pigeon had it coming. Well played
     
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    He's talking about land animals, dumbfuck. Talking about fighting a sea creature is just fucking stupid.
     
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    Schmoopy. And that's saying something because he has retard strength.
     
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