What's the correct response to "do you think shes prettier than me?"

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    i mean like when its a girl youre interested in but shes referring to a super hot girl.
     
  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    "sure she's better looking but she's super hot and unobtainable so that's why I'm stuck with you"

    should work fine
     
  3. Markijuano

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    "It's not fair she's a poodle". Would suffice
     
  4. Satori Brah

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    You never answer any question with a woman that doesn't serve you well.

    Instead, tease her for being jealous.
     
  5. GHP

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    "Yeah."
     
  6. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    You say "no".

    Dumb question.
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    i like this :) what do you say to tease her?
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    The correct answer is find a woman without self esteem issues. I've been with the same woman since she was a sophomore and she's never once asked me that.
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    you'll come off as a complete tool though if you say shes hotter than a girl she KNOWS everyone thinks is super hot. itll make her way too confident
     
  10. Gas Face

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    You say she's pretty, but you're more GP2's Style. :cool:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    good answer.
     
  12. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Why do you make everything so complicated?
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    my ex asked me yesterday :/ i had no idea what to do...
    the conversation went something like this

    "do you think shes prettier than me?"
    "well...but she's REALLY hot, ya know?"
    "ok but is she prettier than me?"
    "I dunno"
    "tell me"
    "ok fine shes not"

    :(
     
  14. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    maybe he should carry around a picture of that smiley too?
     
  15. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    "your ex"? fuck that noise
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    low self esteem.
     
  17. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Oh, this is different. Don't give your ex any time.
     
  18. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    "who? oh her? I hadn't noticed."
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    yeah...but hanging with her gives me access to her friends :)
    youre not kidding. shes fucking insane
     
  20. Gena

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    Not if she tries to cock block / guilt trip you with those kinds of questions about said friends. Maybe you need a different set of friends, its clear shes staying in the ex zone yet tries to keep you from moving on. Whos to say these friends of hers arent playing her game along with her. It dont take a rocket scientist to figure it out, seriously man. If you want to preserve a shred of sanity and self respect then move on.