What's the Court ruling if a Siamese twin kills someone?

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  1. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

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    This is a stupid question but it has been bothering me for a while. How would the court system handle a Siamese twin who murdered someone. Let's say "charlie" and "Jason" are Siamese twins. "Charlie" picks up a gun and shots someone before "Jason" can stop him. "Charlie" is obviously guilty. What happens? :hat:
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    They both go to prison unless surgery can separate them. Or the other twin might be charged as an accessory.
     
  3. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    it would suck to be the twin that has to get rolled around everywhere
    the other one could wheel her to the murder scene.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Do siamese twins have 1 social security card or two?
     
  5. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Two.

    Why did the Siamese twins move to England?





    The other one wanted to drive.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    How'd you like to be the surviving twin? Once your conjoined twin dies, you're going to be dead as well, usually in hours.
     
  7. Just Peachy

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    If one is a danger to society, then unfortunately both get locked up.

    If not, then I cannot accept taking away an innocent's right to liberties. I would let them go free.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    oh fuck that shit