Whats the deal with the Heeb kids having to sing their words at their Bar Mitzvah ??

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    What cant they just say whatever it is they're supposed say?? Whats the significance of singing it??

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    What are you? Some kind of jewwwwwwwwwwww?
     
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    Heebs do weird stuff.
     
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    Trying to sort out the Heebs on the site for your future race wars? :wtf:
     
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    Baruch atah Adonai elohaynu melech ha'olam asher kidshanu bemitzvotav vetzivanu l'hadlik ner shel Shabbat.
     
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    If I were Jewish would I be asking these questions?
     
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    ..... :rolleye: tells me nothing
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I couldn't completely rule it out.
     
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    You should ask that Jew broad who fights Draculas.
     
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    god likes music. we like music.
     
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    No. I'm a great fan and supporter of the Jewish people.... Hard workers, highly educated, and they don't sit on their ass plopping out kid after kid, while expecting someone else to support them ... I only wish I'd been born to a Jewish family
     
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    Most people like music.....But, they don't sing their personal conversations
     
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    I had no idea she was Jewish

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    Wrong Jew broad...

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    all conversations with god are personal. god gave us all music; its not our fault the rest of you are not comfortable getting down with your jiggy-selves. blaeks understand this: making music, singing and dancing connects us with god and creation. it makes all of us happy.

    god likes when we sing. he especially likes when we sing about things we love: family, children, the land, people, pets. any time you sing about something you love, you're singing about god. making music is one of the approved ways men have of participating in creation.

    usually i would make this instruction to children.. and the children get it quicker. ;)
     
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    she's never the wrong jew broad.
     
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    sure you would. how do you think we find out?
     
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    When I worked at Fox back in the late 90's we got to go to the Emmy's as "seat fillers". I sat right next to her for an hour or so...she's fucking insanely gorgeous in person.
     
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    I understand the importance of incorporating "praise" into your relationship with God (Which is why most Christian churches begin their services with several songs of "praise") .... But the Pastors doesn't give their sermon in song.... And, most people don't pray in song.... I've been to a Jewish wedding, and at no time did the Rabbi or the people getting married sing anything
     
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    I've always thought she was fairly hot ... Although her age is really starting to catch up with her, and her Heebness is really starting to show

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