Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by InstigatinMofo, Jan 23, 2012.
1. give BethO a job
Give Beth an opportunity to walk the red carpet at your event?
Always use an adjective like beautiful, amaaaazing, hot......when speaking of Beth.
Gush over the photos of Beth in the snow the way robin did this morning and tell him those two shots look amaazzzinggg!
OMG i wanted to vomit listening to them go on and on.
Move to the Hamptons...
Inform him he hit another show out of the park and caution that he should slow downsince he works too hard.
PLUGS PLUGS PLUGS!!
Become an A-list celebrity.
I'm so fucking glad I didn't bother to listen to Stern this morning. Well actually, most mornings.
own the rights to all the soft core porn videos she made in Europe
or if you are john stamos... allow howard to jack off in the corner as you fuck beth
The most honest answer is to be worth around a billion dollars and live in the hamptons.
Create a job for him that he doesn't ever have to show up for, and give him LOTS of marbles for not showing up for said job.
Have $500 million in the bank and a home in the Hamptons.
Give him a gig and settle out of court. Can't believe his wig interviewed Julie Moonves.
Creampie Beth while Howard jacks off?
Special lifetime achievement award from these folks:
Dress him like a moron and steal money from waitress tips and from card game antes.
Tell him he has the best Natural Head of Hair in showbusiness!
Kiss his ass.