What's the fastest way to befriend Howie?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by InstigatinMofo, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. InstigatinMofo

    InstigatinMofo Active Member

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    1. give BethO a job

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  2. Bob Loblaw

    Bob Loblaw Well-Known Member

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    Give Beth an opportunity to walk the red carpet at your event?
     
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Always use an adjective like beautiful, amaaaazing, hot......when speaking of Beth.
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Gush over the photos of Beth in the snow the way robin did this morning and tell him those two shots look amaazzzinggg!

    OMG i wanted to vomit listening to them go on and on.
     
  5. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Move to the Hamptons...
     
  6. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Inform him he hit another show out of the park and caution that he should slow downsince he works too hard.
     
  7. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan-In-Training VIP

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  8. La Flama Blanca

    La Flama Blanca Well-Known Member VIP

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    PLUGS PLUGS PLUGS!!

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  9. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    Become an A-list celebrity.
     
  10. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    I'm so fucking glad I didn't bother to listen to Stern this morning. Well actually, most mornings.
     
  11. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    own the rights to all the soft core porn videos she made in Europe

    or if you are john stamos... allow howard to jack off in the corner as you fuck beth
     
  12. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    The most honest answer is to be worth around a billion dollars and live in the hamptons.
     
  13. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Create a job for him that he doesn't ever have to show up for, and give him LOTS of marbles for not showing up for said job.
     
  14. DogStar69

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    Have $500 million in the bank and a home in the Hamptons.
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Give him a gig and settle out of court. Can't believe his wig interviewed Julie Moonves.
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Creampie Beth while Howard jacks off?
     
  17. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Special lifetime achievement award from these folks:

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  18. DogStar69

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    Dress him like a moron and steal money from waitress tips and from card game antes.
     
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    Tell him he has the best Natural Head of Hair in showbusiness!
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Kiss his ass.