What's the fastest way to befriend Howie?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by InstigatinMofo, Jan 23, 2012.

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  1. InstigatinMofo

    InstigatinMofo Active Member

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    1. give BethO a job

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    2. ?
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #1
  2. Bob Loblaw

    Bob Loblaw Well-Known Member

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    Give Beth an opportunity to walk the red carpet at your event?
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #2
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Always use an adjective like beautiful, amaaaazing, hot......when speaking of Beth.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #3
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gush over the photos of Beth in the snow the way robin did this morning and tell him those two shots look amaazzzinggg!

    OMG i wanted to vomit listening to them go on and on.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #4
  5. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Move to the Hamptons...
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #5
  6. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Inform him he hit another show out of the park and caution that he should slow downsince he works too hard.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #6
  7. Dominic GPS

    Dominic GPS TIT: Texan In Training VIP

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  8. La Flama Blanca

    La Flama Blanca Well-Known Member VIP

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    PLUGS PLUGS PLUGS!!

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  9. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    Become an A-list celebrity.
     
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  10. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm so fucking glad I didn't bother to listen to Stern this morning. Well actually, most mornings.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #10
  11. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    own the rights to all the soft core porn videos she made in Europe

    or if you are john stamos... allow howard to jack off in the corner as you fuck beth
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #11
  12. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    The most honest answer is to be worth around a billion dollars and live in the hamptons.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #12
  13. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP Gold

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    Create a job for him that he doesn't ever have to show up for, and give him LOTS of marbles for not showing up for said job.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #13
  14. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Dawg Shed Artist 2010 OG VIP

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    Have $500 million in the bank and a home in the Hamptons.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #14
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Give him a gig and settle out of court. Can't believe his wig interviewed Julie Moonves.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #15
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Creampie Beth while Howard jacks off?
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #16
  17. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Special lifetime achievement award from these folks:

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    Jan 23, 2012 #17
  18. DogStar69

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    Dress him like a moron and steal money from waitress tips and from card game antes.
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #18
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    Tell him he has the best Natural Head of Hair in showbusiness!
     
    Jan 23, 2012 #19
  20. dawg

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    Kiss his ass.
     
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