Whats the fastest you ever quit a job?

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  1. baltimore mike

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    when i was about 21 or 22 i worked at a sheetrock plant fot about 2 days. one day i was working outside in over 90 degree heat shoveling gypsum. So i said fuck this walked right out. left my lunch and everything.
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    He's upset about leaving his lunch. :cwl:
     
  3. baltimore mike

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    what was worse is my step dads brother in law that got me the job

    :lol:
     
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    shut up fuck nuts
     
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    I don't blame you. I'm sure it was delicious. :dontknow:
     
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    I worked in the kitchen at an Olive Garden in my late teens. I walked-out in the middle of a lunch shift on my first day. I was there for only a couple of hours.:winner::read:
     
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    It was after I got out of the Navy. I chose to get drunk with my friends instead.:hhh:
     
  9. baltimore mike

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    I washed dishes at a retirement home when i was 15
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    Blockbuster video. 3 hours and I made a scene. :dancin2:
     
  11. baltimore mike

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    what happen?
     
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    About 2 years. I tend to stay at jobs for a while and I certainly wouldn't quit mid shift.
     
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    Is a bit of a long story, but essentially I had this nazi-like manager that was adamant that every single person that walked in was greeted with "Hello, welcome to Blockbuster."

    That's all fine and dandy but I kept getting yelled at that I missed someone because I was talking to a customer. He wanted me to stop in the middle of answering customers to greet assholes coming thru the door.

    I finally lost it and as a LARGE group of people came thru, probably a dozen, I yelled at them to all stop.

    I then told them, and waited until they complied, to put their hands in the air. I then started saying Hi and Hello to all of them, one at a time, and told them they could put their hands down and enter after they were greeted.
     
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    Mike, what's the FATTEST you ever quit a job? 440? 500?
     
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    I worked as a stock boy at a department store for about 2 weeks. They really treated us like shit so I quit.
     
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    I have quit Jobs after a Day like 5 times I just left and never took there Phone Calls.
     
  17. baltimore mike

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    racest
     
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    i worked in a mine in Colorado for a month and a half.



    10,000 feet elevation, 2000 feet down an elevator to work. fucked me up.
     
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    I worked at Burger King for a brief 2 day stint as a fry girl in my late teens. I couldn't hack it. I never went back, even though they kept calling me, trying to discuss my future there.

    :jj: