Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Aug 13, 2015.
When you get up.
i have a smoke.
Make the bed.
Your poor lungs.
Take the dogs out to pee.
I get up at 3pm and watch tv, I try to wake up slowly. Some people don't get up until 5 or even 5:30. But I can't do that.
Put my head in my hands and say "Oh God please kill me!"
I have no set schedule. Usually revolves around pissing though
Curse my continued existence.
This. I dream of a catheter and a dilaudid drip. Ahhhhh the sleep I would have.
I had that in the hospital after a c-section but they kept waking me up!
Let the dog out to pee.
Feed cats. ( Actually whine about not wanting to get up. Then tell the cats to shut up with their meowing)
Non-work day.........pee, feed the cats, brew coffee, go get the paper, take coffee, paper and cigar to the patio table. Let dog and cats go out back and fuck around for awhile (not literally). Smoke, read and drink.....so relaxing.
I've dealt with hospitals many times in the last 30 years. Births. Emergencies. Illness with the kids. It's like Grand frigging Central Station in there at all times.
It got so bad after a few days i lost it and yelled at someone who came walking in. It was the Eucharistic minister. I still feel bad about that.
See a man about a dog.
Stumble out into the kitchen and make sure I had the timer set on the coffee maker and it actually started and made coffee.
Well, in my defense, I was on drugs! I was outta my mind back then, Robin. Robin?
Pee (only if I didn't wake up earlier to do it)
Make breakfast. Usually a piece of toast with butter, salt, and cinnamon. Plain yogurt with hand crushed blueberries. (Fuck you Wig. I was doing this first.)
Surf the web.
Head to work.
Stop at Dunkin' for a large black coffee.
Get to work.