What's the largest animal you've killed with your car?

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  1. Napoleon V

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    I'm pretty sure I killed a squirrel yesterday. I didn't stop to check though
     
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    Rabbit
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Ran over a deer in a prototype semi truck (with bumper guard). Damn thing still flattened one of the tires.
     
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    Possum
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Raccoon
     
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    skunk

    no, it wasn't pleasant
     
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  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Bull. With a tractor. Puffed up against my dad.
     
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    The funny thing about running over the rabbit was that I was driving my old Bronco with Benham and two other people going out for dinner in the Catskills. We get to the restaurant and Benham takes her seat belt off and it starts to retract really slowly making a low pitched squeak as it did. I tell Benham and everyone else, "you hear that, the rabbit must be stuck in the wheel well." and she got all freaked out until she realized what it was.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I was in a car when the mother of a friend of mine ran over a dog. The bitch didn't even slow down.
     
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    I had to back up and hit it again to make sure.
     
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    good...those fucking squirrels cost me $2k to get out of my attic...run the MoFos over!! :hug:
     
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    Was with my mom as a kid on the freeway at night in a tank of an olds and we hit a deer.
    Really mess the car up.


    What ever you do, don't run over a skunk.
    You will never get rid of the stank.
     
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    Poor Cubby :down:
     
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    Hit a deer in my '78 F100 a few years ago. Not even a dent. The deer was dead before I could finish it off.
     
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    That f'ing Sweat guy fan over a cop. :dontknow:
     
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    I thought I killed a dog oncet, I went back and checked but he was fine
     
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    Sorry @Lemmy, didn't know you were here.
     
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    Just napping, right?
     
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