What's the last bit of useful advice you got from your folks?

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  1. Habit Forming

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  2. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    stay off the internets.....
     
  3. Napoleon V2

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    Wash your hands after you use the bathroom
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    That was yesterday
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    choke up on the bat

    i was 12
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Make sure you go to the bathroom before you get in the car.
     
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    Take care of your teeth.
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    my folks are pretty dumb
    so.. nothing :dontknow:
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I've never got any advice from my folks at any time in my life
     
  10. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Quit hiding in the clothing racks. (at three)
     
  11. RickRoss

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    'grow up'
     
  12. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    "you'll go blind"
     
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    "Have fun out there."

    Yesterday
     
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    When I left for college. Separate your darks from your whites.

    My mother was referring to laundry.

    I think my Dad was trying to warn me not to bring home a black chick.
     
  15. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    "Shut up and go camping with Coach Sandusky"
     
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    "Don't go barefoot in the house when it is cold. You'll get the flu"

    Oh wait, I thought this was the useless advice thread.
     
  17. Chriza

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    "Pull out and jizz on her face and tits. "
     
  18. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    You should think about a divorce
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Pay cash for everything..if you need credit, you can't afford it.
     
  20. STR

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    when i was around 12-13 my mom used to tell me "you're too nice, grow some balls"