Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Jul 14, 2012.
stay off the internets.....
Wash your hands after you use the bathroom
That was yesterday
choke up on the bat
i was 12
Make sure you go to the bathroom before you get in the car.
Take care of your teeth.
my folks are pretty dumb
I've never got any advice from my folks at any time in my life
Quit hiding in the clothing racks. (at three)
"you'll go blind"
"Have fun out there."
When I left for college. Separate your darks from your whites.
My mother was referring to laundry.
I think my Dad was trying to warn me not to bring home a black chick.
"Shut up and go camping with Coach Sandusky"
"Don't go barefoot in the house when it is cold. You'll get the flu"
Oh wait, I thought this was the useless advice thread.
"Pull out and jizz on her face and tits. "
You should think about a divorce
Pay cash for everything..if you need credit, you can't afford it.
when i was around 12-13 my mom used to tell me "you're too nice, grow some balls"