What's the last thing you broke out of anger, and why?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    could be physical objects or someone else's body parts
     
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    Door jam and wood paneling, kicking it in.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I broke the portable battery to a set of hedge clippers I purchased at the Home Depot. I became so frustrated trying to put the battery pack into the clipper than I threw it in disgust and the connecting wires broke.
     
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    Chicks and batteries. I think everytime my ex changed the batteries in her vibrators, she put em in backwards.
     
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    I rarely break stuff in anger, I'm very laid back by nature.
    But it's happened.
    Quite awhile ago. Years.

    I broke a laptop by bending it backwards over my knee...and why? Because I thought he was done using it. Forever. :D
     
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    Well, after that, I guess he was, huh? :dontknow:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    PC joystick in the 90s.
    Nerd rage.

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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    :giggle:

    Believe me, what was on that computer warranted it. He was done.
    I've only been 'break shit' mad a couple times ever.
    It takes a lot.
    And it was A LOT.

    Still, not my proudest moment.
    But now makes a great story. :confused::cool:
     
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    Those things are expensive too
     
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    Feel like sharing? :munch:
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Nah, the rest of that story is sealed up in a bottle with some shreds of my dignity.:rolleyes:
     
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    A hockey stick.

    Actually, that's all I've ever really broken in anger.

    Intense competition is the only thing that get's me mad enough to break things.
     
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    I smashed a beer bottle in the kitchen earlier today after arguing with the wife over the phone.
     
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    Well...at least you didn't smash it over her head :dontknow:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Hmm, can't really remember ever doing that. I might have. I do get annoyed when I try to put something with a wobbly bottom on a shelf and it falls off more than once.
     
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    my marriage has been rocky for quite while now...never laid a hand on her though.
     
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    :oops: Oh...sorry to hear that.

    But, now I'm REALLY glad you didn't break that bottle over her head....
     
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    My 8 iron over my knee after chunking one too many shots and some lame ass foursome taking forever
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    It's been a long time since I broke something out of anger, and the last item was a television remote.
     
  20. Wangold

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    Everybody has broken something out of anger at some point in there lives.

    Even Tom Chiusano has broken something out of anger. Remember the time when punched his closet door after having a brawl with one of his suits? Rather than breaking the door he ended up breaking his hand instead.

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