What's the longest time you haven't beat off?

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  1. RenchFries

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    Random Thursday night thought.

    :coffee:
     
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    What time is it?
     
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    I think about 6 or 7 weeks when I was in boot camp.
     
  5. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    is that why you went AWOL?

    you had to touch yourself?
     
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    1:54AM

    Can't sleep, goddammit :cuss:
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    its a horrible sin @Doug Masters I'm proud of you for standing by Jesus
     
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    months
     
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    I haven't fapped since Monday, so tonight's the night
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Thelonious Davis

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    Tomorrow it will be 2 weeks.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    god bless you
     
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    low T
     
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    Have you ever set up a camera to film yourself from your knees to you chest and then put red nail polish on one hand and then started beating off with the other hand and then said in a high pitched voice "move over big boy, I'm taking over" and then slap your non-nail polished hand with your red nailed hand and start beating off with that hand then later watch that video and beat off to it while wearing panties?
     
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    It's the antidepressants I am taking. It sucks.
     
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    Stop bumming out a sexy thread
     
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    :worried: Umm ok.
     
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    Why

    :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
     
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    I'm 62