What's the Longest You've Ever Gone Without Intercourse?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I'm not talking about masturbation or even foreplay/fooling around. I am talking about insertion of your male genitalia into female genitalia (or whatever combination you prefer). What's the longest you've ever gone without?

    I'll start: a lot longer than I will care to admit. If I told you the truth, you'd pity me (as you should).

    You?
     
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    14 years.
     
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    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Dammit BethSucks I was gonna do that:pissed:
     
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    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    3 years. It was a whole thing Raaahbin, don't ask:whistle:
     
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    if you're a gay dude who's fucked a million guys up the ass but not a vagina, are you still technically a virgin?
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    The first 20 years of my life? :dontknow:
     
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    I guess the question wasn't clear. Starting from the first time you had intercourse, at whatever age, until the current day, what is the longest you've gone without intercourse?
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    About 9 months or so
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Are we to include non-consensual sex in the calculation?
     
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    @SleepingWarrior will win this one.

    My longest is like 6-8 months. That was much easier than 2 months w/ my mental ex sleeping next to me every night.
     
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    Maybe like a month, but being in relationships help.

    To clairfy: RELATIONSHIPS, not marriage. [I can only imagine what that drought will fuckin' be]
     
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    A friend of mine is close to that number, he's a fat, short, no job loser 42 yrs old and lives with his parents. I would hate to have his life.
     
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    Maybe you should throw him a pity fuck :dontknow:
     
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    Hey-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    :cwl:
     
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    I've gone through some dry spells. I think the longest was a year.
     
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    13 years..............age:born-13
     
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    18 months. No problems what so ever.