What's the matter with you people?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by O Face, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

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    Don't give the baby to that filthy, dirty bitch to hold! How about cleaning up a little first? You're gonna give that baby germs and turn her into a li'l zombie. :facepalm:



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  2. Cheri

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    That's the least of that baby's problems.
     
  3. O Face

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    The ole "what the fuck." Great parenting strategy
     
  4. DarkFriday

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    The baby is already infected so it don't matter anyway :coffee:
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    That baby should be dead. :no:
     
  6. Cheri

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    Indeed. They are all infected anyway.
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Isn't everybody already infected? :dontknow:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    thank you, Cheri
     
  9. O Face

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    yeah. They are saying basically everyone is going to turn so who cares? It's like saying everyone is going to die so no one should try to prolong their life
     
  10. Cheri

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    The baby's living in a filthy dirty prison to start with, you think someone holding it makes it worse?
     
  11. Chiva

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    I employ the same strategy with making the bed.
     
  12. fletchman71

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    Babies should be exposed to some kind of dirt and grime so their immune systems can ramp up. A baby that is constanly washed and kept in a sterile environment has a greater chance of getting allergies.
     
  13. Cheri

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    Darryl was cuddling that baby right after it was born, and he looks like a dirty smelly fuck. What's the big deal?
     
  14. O Face

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    Yeah well I didn't condone that either. But you know Carol is going to be its mother basically -- she should at least wash up before picking it up. It's pretty elementary
     
  15. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If you don't have kids yet you should. You're inspiring.
     
  16. Lemmy

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    That baby is gonna be a nice piece of bait eventually.
     
  17. Cheri

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    I'd tie a rope around the baby's neck, then drag it along the ground as zombie bait :dontknow:
     
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    I wish I woulda thought of that.
     
  19. Cheri

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    Tie the other end of the rope to a car, lure the zombies away from the prison.