What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done?

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm sitting here thinking about stuff after watching a news clip on the Boston bombers death sentence...

    And I realized that, although what he did was annaborration and well outside the curve of normal people, everyone does fucked up shit... Mostly in their youth or in college....

    Then I realized that I really don't have too many stories to tell... I'm a boring mother fucker.

    I did steal a subway map once though. I'm talking a 1/4" thick piece of stainless steel 48"x48" that was riveted to a platform bench at an orange line station... Literally had to walk the tracks for 3 stops, switch from green line to orange line (while dodging the 3rd rails), climb up the platform... Undo the rivets, the. Do the same thing in reverse, carrying a heavy fucking sign... At 3 am... While intoxicated.

    Then had to sneak it by a proctor into my dorm room, which involved leaning it against a wall, then hoisting it 3 stories to my room. Had to pay off the people living below us to keep them quiet.

    That's about it on my end. Maybe putting furniture in the middle of a blind curve is comparable...
     
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    i once took the tag off my mattress
     
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    I shot a squirrel once. Felt awful
     
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    I used to vandalize shit in high school. Caused a lot of property damage. Fucked up - I stole a down syndrome awareness ribbon magnet off someone's car.
     
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    I sold Bigfoot hair on Ebay. The highest bid I ever got was $102. It was fake.
     
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    Listened to the entire James Taylor interview.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I still have my handmade "Reserved for Pastor Perry Ellis" parking sign we stole from a church one night. Not even close to the worst. But still funny.
     
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    Stole the HSS show on Sirius for years
     
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    Ruined some virgins.
     
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    Most fucked up thing I've ever done? Wow. Give me a while...
     
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    In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
     
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    I'm sure I've done less. I've lived 0.0 of a life.
     
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    Those stories will have to wait until I retire
     
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    That's just not fair. :crying:
     
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    In the very small town I went to school in, on night me and my friends were walking around late one night and I noticed the door open on the local grocery store. We stole cases of soda, boxes of candy and chips...I cringe thinking about it now 30 years later. :down:
     
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