WTF What's the most insane secret someone has shared with you?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    A dude I used to work with said he hit-n-run paralyzed a guy when he was in high school. Lived n fear for years.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Nothing that bad. Just embarrassing.
     
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    No one tells me anything because I'm a big mouthed mother fucker.
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    When I was in high school I ran over some dude. He was like "I can't feel my legs...I can't feel my legs". I LOL'd
     
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    this kid i used to go to school with named Bin Laden, Osama texted me one early fall night in 2001 that he was gonna knock down those big silver dicks in NYC and about 8 hours later 9/11 happened
     
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    The ex-wife of a friend said their youngest daughter wasn't his. She is his favorite, I will take it to the grave.
     
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    My friend Dennis told me he was BTK.
     
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    I'm your Fathers brothers nephews former roommate....[​IMG]
     
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    Since it's fresh in my mind I'll share something an old acquaintance, "Joe," I ran into yesterday told me. He showed me a horrible scar on the side of his face near his eye and proceeded to tell me how he got it.

    Joe was walking into a bar and someone kind of bumped into him. They exchanged soft pushes and after Joe responded with a bit stronger push, (he was bigger) suddenly he was blindsided by the other guy with a drinking glass to the side of the face. His eye was nearly dislodged and he was bleeding profusely. The other guy bolted and Joe's friends were able to catch up to him a few minutes later and hold him for Joe.

    Joe arrived and he said he beat the guy to a pulp. He was enraged and the guy was motionless on the ground and his friends finally said enough and pulled him off. Joe had to go to the hospital and explain he was a victim of "street crime." His eye was saved but the huge scar remained.

    Joe said he regretted what he did, and I thought he felt remorse for beating the guy up so viciously. But no, he regretted he didn't kill the guy for sucker hitting him and ruining his face for life. I was very surprised he admitted this.
     
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    Killings, gay confessions, rapes -- people done told me all bra
     
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    The killing, gayness, and rape- all by one person?
     
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    Mine's almost exactly the same and I'll never breathe a word either.
     
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    Multiple peeps
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Any gay rape killings?
     
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    Why? Eye for an eye. No pun intended.
     
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    Yep.. I think it was @Chriza that confessed to all that! :eek:
     
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    9/11 jokes are always a hit
     
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    I started waitressing at a new place and this woman told me she had herpes the 1st night I met her. I was like, um, ok? o_O
     
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    A girl I know would tell people how she was cheating on her boyfriend. She liked to brag that he had no idea. They are now married. :facepalm: