Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Mar 29, 2016.
who is the alpha male here?
Fucked a chick.
Shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die.
Kneel before Zod.
Refused to take a chick's finger in my butthole past the first knuckle.
Ok, the 2nd knuckle.
Be a MAN
Bullshit, I told that bitch "Not past the 2nd knuckle. I'm no homo"
Shit, man. It ain't working if they aren't hitting the prostate.
I had a girlfriend in college that I made call me "daddy" the entire time we were together. We had crazy phone sex when she was at her college, me at mine. One time when we met up I made her blow me for a crazy long time then I dropped a Peter North style load all over her face. 4 huge DNA blasts. It was fucking intense. I had been saving it up for 2 weeks. After I finished I took pictures of my art. Then I made her clean up and order me a pizza.
The verdict has already been rendered, Alice.
Well, I suppose as long as you say "no homo" that covers it.
I stuck a hairbrush up a girls puss.....ooh wait that wasn't me that was the most manly man on this board
Which end? Kinda determines how I feel about this.
took a dump in the woods.
Got kicked out of a hotel w a buddy by management along w a lengthy ass chewing by the top bitch manager.
Snuck back in at night and sprayed the security cameras and he sprayed the main lobby and its furnishings w fire extinguishers and bailed onto a busy street.
Ditched the extinguishers and hid in plain sight as cops, fire dept. and guests spilled onto the street in confusion.
Never got caught.
Disregarded this thread as something worthwile.
1. College party...banged a chick in the ass, walked up the stairs, another chick laying on the couch grabbed me and I let her suck my cock.
2. Climbed mountains in Alaska and lived on the top of a glacier for a week.
3. Commanded an M-1 Abrams. Shot just about every gun there is, including heavy artillery and Stinger missiles.
4. Always open doors and pull out chairs for ladies.
5. Dipped Copenhagen most of my life.
6. Got more hair on my ass than an Indian rug.
Fucked my wife, built an engine, drank a few beers, ate a steak, and watched racing all in one day. /thread
all I need is this lamp