What's the Most Stitches You've Ever Had?

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I've been lucky. Seven, when I put my elbow through a window, trying to catch a whiffleball.
     
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    Zero.Zer---actually five. I've had five stitches.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...0.0. thank you god and baby jesus.
     
  4. Shart Garfunkel

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    16...cut with a skateblade.
     
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    Well, the doctor refused to tell me the exact number, but I had something like a hundred after the birth of my son. He literally shredded me :oops:

    I just now, after 21+ years, found out I "look completely different than before." For some reason, Hubby never bothered to tell me about the HUGE difference. :rolleye: I always figured there was a scar, but I didn't know how bad it was. :(
     
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    None

    No broken bones either


    Invincible :cool:
     
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    Shot in the leg from ankle to knee 7 times. Most of my left leg is metal. Stitches everywhere.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    That changes when you get older. :bigcry:
     
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    :omg:
     
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    Hmmm...a toss up.
    I think it was 9 or 10 in my forehead (shaped like a Y) and about the same when my lip got split all the way through.
     
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    forehead- 4
    finger-4
    different finger-3
     
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    75-100
     
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    i had a couple in my gum sockets when my wisdom teeth were removed about ten years ago
     
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    yikes dude, that's insane.....
     
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    same here, I've been lucky, no broken bones either.
     
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    Didn't want to like this, but didn't know what to do.
     
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    Stop giving the finger.
     
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    No stitches, but a broken leg in 88. Did it at work so I got workman's comp for a few months!:yes:
     
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    Let me count the scars on my belly, looks about 40 stitches or staples actually from a fun time in my life where they opened me up to remove my spleen, I couldn't make a BM for 2 weeks after that because my intestines were blocked, so they removed the staples and opened me up again and removed a piece of instestine. That was a lovely month in the hospital. I'm surprised I'm not addicted to Opiates from all the Morphine I was on.
     
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    NEVER! :gtfo:

    :giggle: