What's the next thing, Jeff Schick?

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  1. Pussy Tendon

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    so the iPhone and Android things are pretty mature. Mac OS and Windows are stable. What's the next thing? I can't see the first gen Apple Watch doing anything.

    Jeff Schick would say something like 'big data' or 'mobile.' What say you?
     
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    IBM? Massive layoffs :coffee:
     
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    But I'm serious (and yes, tons of layoffs at big blue)... Why do I need a new phone if my 5s does fine? Why do I need a new PC when my current one with an SSD and 8gb of memory does fine? Only thing I can think of is a newer iPad, just for the speed.

    And Os/2 was fucking ROCK SOLID!
     
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    You don't. Unfortunately lots of idiots in our society will camp out for a new phone with a couple of new features and pay top dollar.
     
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    sim cards....duh
     
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    It's for the best that way, yes?
     
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    nothing can replace you soft wet lips.

    no disrespect :hat:
     
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