Whats the real reason behind to Gary the Retard Bday party?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I suspect Howard doesnt want to come off as insensitive by making fun of the retarded how that he is
    all buddy buddy with the suits at AGT and NBC. God knows all the things they did with GTR in the past.
     
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    I think Howard is too cheap to fly him out.
     
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    Howard is cheap and Jew!

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    Howard has had Gary in several times without making him the butt of a joke. He had him go to Scores and Gary was fucking thrilled.

    The truth is that Howard doesn't want to spend a penny to bring Gary out. Instead he'll make a shitty bit out of the fact that he's a cheap fuck. He'll exploit a retard over the phone for free in order to tell America that he won't pay to exploit a retard in studio.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Did I just hear that Gary is turning 60?
     
  6. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    i'm seriously surprised gary is stil alive. that retarded fuck smokes a ton and sounds like he's on death's door when he coughs
     
  7. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Not even Gary the Retard could save the show today.
     
  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The last birthday party show they did for him was a disaster, the final segment being the Gary goes to the moon scenario where he appeared disoriented and afraid, sad and not funny in the slightest.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I remember that....If I do recall Howard ended the bit a little early because Gary was clearly freaked out and screaming in that fake rocket that took him to the moon.
     
  10. fletchman71

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    I am sure these are the kind of "bits" that Will Murray and Jason Kaplan come up with then they all say, "This would look great on Howard TV!" The whole buildup sounds like it is going to be Gary meeting Sal as Carrie Ann Inaba even though Gary has no fucking idea who she is in the first place.
     
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    laziness
     
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    "We have no budget."
     
  13. Little Joey

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    It's probably a combination of all three: AGT, money and Gary's last reaction to the "Moon" bit. However, knowing Howard as we do, the reasons are more likely to do with AGT and money, than spoofing on Gary The Retard. God knows how many times he's taken advantage of the Wack Packers before without giving it a second thought.
     
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    Pokin fun at cripples & retards is gettin old
     
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    STR New Member Banned User

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    yet they still poke fun of etm
     
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    I saw that on Howard TV and I felt exactly the same way. It was sad because you could clearly see Gary did not understand nor was he having any fun. I felt the same way when Dominic gave Beetle the diapers on the air for xmas. Okayhaha...we all know the feeble minded dwarf still shits his pants. Later when Sal dressed like Santa and came in and was picking him up Beetle looked uncomfortable and scared to death. Too bad beetle did not have one of his funny accidents and shit on sal . I'd have laughed at that.
     
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    Howard suddenly growing a conscious a month befor AGT premiers is about as phony as his former belief that to treat Gary with sympathy would be insultuous, which I actually agree with.....Everything Sal said on TWUS is where this reporter stands.
     
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    Howard's long history of goofing on the disabled might be his TV transition's greatest inpediment. He can't be accused (any more, at least) of using derogatory terms when referring to race or sexuality but, for some reason, he apparently sees no double-standard when embracing words such as retard & midget. That kind of language, even if he never uses it on AGT, might generate negative press & seriously interfere with his new persona of 'family friendly' judge to deluded vaudevillians
     
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    Next you are gonna tell me that fags and the blaeks are off limits.
     
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    1. howard is too above that kind of humor to make fun of the downtrodden now, and 2. he is a cheap fuck that won't give a penny to fund even the funniest of bits, let alone give a long time "member" of the show a fun time for his birthday....goofing or not goofing.....I still pray nightly that a stage light will fall on that fuckers head at AGT.....or that he will get ass cancer.....