Whats the scaredest you have ever been???

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  1. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Please be honest no one will think less of you. Other posters please do not tease people in this thread about their moment.

    I'll go first. When my granddaughter was born she didn't breath for like 30 seconds they just kept rubbing her. Seemed like forever and I was scared as shit.
     
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    First :shit:
     
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    Clowns!
     
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    Ags a grandpa?
     
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    When I shit my pants real hard
     
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    People please neg rep thus fat faggot
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    Why were you in the room? When my kid was born, there was no one in the room but my wife and I. I made sure of that.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    Oops. Quoted the wrong person. That was meant for AG.
     
  9. Chriza

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    Both parents were minors. They probably had to have a parent in the room.
     
  10. zhukov

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    mother was 9, dad was 35
     
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    Don't lie. They were like 16 and 18.
     
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    Believe it or not the most scared I have ever been is when I had to come HOME from Iraq. Going there was no problem.
     
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    :dontknow: Not even joking.
     
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    Explain?
     
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    I was more scared about returning to society and being able to function normally than I was about being blown up or shot in the head. I also feared I wouldn't be able to love my girlfriend at the time properly. Which I couldn't.
     
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    Now THAT must have been one crowded birthing room.

    'Nurse, please try again to pass the baby around that gargantuan blob so it can be resuscitated.'

    ROR
     
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    Fuck. It's just like Stallone in First Blood. :(
     
  19. TripTo My Taint

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    Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian to Laytee, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know... was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like ol' squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

    Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He's a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
     
  20. bertman19

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    Was AG the father as well?