What's the strangest animal you've eaten?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    1. In the 1920s, journalist William Seabrook traveled to West Africa for the ultimate taste test. In his book, "Jungle Ways," he says human cuts taste like veal: It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted.Apr 29, 2014
    Many commentaries on the taste of human flesh come from madmen—serial killer Karl Denke, for example, or the German murderer Armin Meiwes—and are therefore patently unreliable. Most of the others are vague and contradictory. Most consistent is the unsurprising fact that young children are more tender than adults, because of the development of collagen that advances with age. Some have suggested that human infant meat is so tender that it resembles fish in texture. Beyond that, cannibals have told anthropologists that human meat is sweet, bitter, tender, tough, and fatty. The variation may result from disparate styles of cookery. Many tribes eat the meat of deceased humans only after it has rotted slightly. Roasting and stewing seem to predominate, with many tribes throwing in hot peppers or other seasonings. The Azande people of Central Africa reportedly used to skim the fat off the top of a human stew for later use as a seasoning or torch fuel. Cannibals in the South Pacific wrapped human cuts in leaves and cooked them in a pit. Sumatran cannibals once served criminals with salt and lemon.
     
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    Eww
     
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    Yum
     
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    Whale - terrible.

    Horse - raw, quite nice.
     
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    :thumbup2:
     
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    Is there such a thing a a vegetarian canibal? Because a criminal served with salt and lemon sounds pretty good to me.
     
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    Jewlican Not this shit again!

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    A coelacanth
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    And Xavier's ex-wife!

    (sorry, buddy!)
     
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    Nom nom nom
     
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    Yup
     
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    Alligator I guess. But it was in sausage so it doesn't really count.
     
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    Squirrel gross. Alligator fried tasted like chicken.
     
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    Kangaroo
     
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    Really?? You? :happyno:
     
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    Misread the title...I thought it said seen not eaten. :oops:

    Buffalo I guess was the strangest... It appears i'm lame.
     
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    Pooh, you're such a little tart lately. Get your mind out if the gutter!
     
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    Have had alligator which was pretty damn good. Weirdest stuff I ate is bull testicles and grasshoppers.
     
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    Laurie.
     
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    Alligator, eel, cobra, cricket, dog (unbeknownst to me), seal, donkey, camel...
     
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    Noooo!! I was really wondering if you ate alligator....
     
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