What's the stupidest conversation you sat through to get laid?

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  1. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Mine would be a girl talking about the genius of Al Gore, veganism and her spirit animal (it was a panther).
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    all of them.
     
  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    every one, I sat through before I got laid. Every one.
     
  4. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Had a chick play piano and sing her "Original" stuff.....It was terrible.....And the pussy was a truck load of meh..................
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Worse than that.

    Got a girl high 20 times, rubbed her back every time, listened to her stories....and didn't score once.

    Take away my man card. I tried. I really, really tried.

    You had to see her to understand.
     
  6. HowieStearn

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    its a rare when a chick says anything interesting. They talk about themselves, and to get laid we talk about them too
     
  7. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Chick: "You're not going to try anal on me are you?"

    Me: "Of course not, baby. Where do you keep the vaseline??"
     
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    The worst I can imagine ever having to sit through would be a Howard Stern conversation coming from a female body.

    The bachelor..... all his dopey hobbies like coloring/doodling, taking pictures, chess, bbqing..... his meditation..... me, me, me, me...... simplistic/dumb political and social views..... dieting talk..... do my hips look big in these John vervatos jeans.....
     
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    I don't recall the exact conversation but something about "till death do you part as long as you both shall live" blah blah blah
     
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    Little did I know this was a one way ticket to never getting laid again...
     
  12. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    :lol: I have had a very similar experience. Blue balls are the worst!
     
  13. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    definitely a conversation about Jesus. I have to bite my tongue any time a girl brings up religion or asks my beliefs.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I feel ya. My buddy married one of the hottest chicks I've ever met - got laid once this year.
     
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    "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
     
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    "I'm adopted so we're not really related"
     
  18. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I listened to a whole REO speedwagan album, as she pointed out the good parts. I saw a Journey album on her shelf and already decided to head for the door if she reached for it.
     
  20. Joe Bauers

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    Being a married man, I have to agree, that was the stupidist.