What's the stupidest thing you ever did drunk?

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I have several. It was hard to choose one.

    I worked at a hotel and my roomate worked at a bar next door. I'd get off work and head straight to the bar. I'd drink until they closed and cleaned up then all the employees and me would stay and drink for free until almost dawn. At that point my roommate and I would jump in our cars and race home at fairly high speeds. We did that all one summer. I really didn't deserve to live. Oh yeah, neither of us were 21 yet.
     
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    Made out with a old ass lady.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    :jj: that was last week, wasn't it?
     
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    Killed a drifter down at the railyard one night.
     
  5. Chriza

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    No way. This new chick is fit. I'm talking a short old broad in her fifties when I was about 30. NASTY.
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Slept walked, drunk past a bunch of people, straight outside and peed in the front yard...walked back in, said hello and went back to bed :facepalm:
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    was he carrying a stick with all his clothes balled up on the end?

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    Split a lump of cocaine nearly the size of a ping pong ball with my husband and a former boss...learned a lot of lessons about excessive use of drugs that changed my life the following day though. :cheer:

    Fell behind a toilet(my own, so it was clean).

    Walked into the wrong bathroom twice (they were both empty).
     
  9. Billy Brown

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    Drunk is so 2010
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    He wasn't a complete Hobo, but he was a drifter.

    It's all good, no one missed him. Those are the best ones to kill.
     
  11. Beer Can Cock

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    How did you do it.
     
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    Your dog looks great in that pic, Bill.
     
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    I decided to run instead of pulling over and stacked up a car at 80 mph and ended up in the hospital for a couple weeks.

    That one kinda sucked.
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    Piece of metal flat bar that was laying near by. Bludgeoned him.
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    :jj: I've done that a couple of times too. It wasn't empty at least once.
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Texted my wife that I was going home from the bar with another chick. srs.
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wow. You might be the winner so far.
     
  18. Billy Brown

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    Thanks. She's a one take Willy. Get's it right the first time, everytime.
     
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    I'm sure I don't remember the worst things.
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Got a new hobby, huh?

    Dog modeling. :c