What's the stupidest thing you've done for vagina/penis?

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  1. sstressed

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    i'd tell people, NEVER tell anybody about your pot/other business. the more someone knows, the more they have on you, the less safe you are. then i'd meet a piece of ass and tell her i have a bunch of coke and would she like to come over. i'd get laid over a few days and the next thing i knew, i'd be dealing around somebody i barely knew. i moved twice due to my stupid penis, and bad decision making abilities around boobs and perfume. :facepalm:


    i've also spent way too much money for way too little affection. womens are hard to read sometimes. :)

    i have a few more. how bout you?
     
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    Well my stupidest probably isnt that stupid compared to most stupid. But i spent many a night in college driving about 2.5 hours one way to hook up with what was some of the best vagina i ever had.

    Not only would i go for the action, i would also go to help her through emotional term oil, or drama as it is called these days. UGH. I wanted to be the hero so bad.

    Sometimes i would even make the 2.5 hour drive to pick her up, bring her back to my place for a night then do the whole 5 hour drive the next morning.

    Again, not really crazy by any means when it comes to pussy crazy, but lokking back i can't believe i went through all that.
     
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    Ditching my loyal wife and three daughters for a vapid cat loving cunt
     
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    Wow.....were we married?! :omg:
     
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    But hey, at least you still have your fans. You will always have your f... Oh wait.

    Sorry, bro.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    What is the price per barrel for that "term oil"?
     
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    A vagina/penis is rare. Most collectors would pay big money for one.

    I once saw a vagina/penis in the wild during a trip to Borneo. Quite a sight. But I needed to climb a large tree to get a good view.

    So that was stupid.
     
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    Back then, well worth it!
     
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    He should have gone with Whole Life Oil.
     
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    gary jennings, who wrote the great book - aztec - also wrote a story about a kid with a vag and penis and his/her merry adventures.

    jennings is a bit of a perv.
     
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    Got married ... stupid ... definately stupid.
     
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    You stole my line!
    :beer:
     
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    Pretended to be a vegan.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    That was gonna be my answer..... :oops:
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I had this very bad habit of getting lonely (coked up) while on tour and subsequently bringing some Scandinavian cutie home w me.

    My road dogs would always laugh at me and tell me that you don't bring "road-strange" home.

    Then again, my girls were always so fucking gorgeous, they'd eventually shut up and ask if she had any sisters.
     
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    i got you beat. :grad: I actually became a strict dietary vegan for two whole years (2008-2010).... Almost died.

    :shucks:
     
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    You gotta be quick around here!
    So, what are you doing later?
     
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    i've been trying to figure them out since the 2nd grade. what i've learned, through trail, pain and error, is that when they are happy, i'm happy. vagina wins again. :nocheer:
     
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    I built her a $10 million closet.

    That and being on pof.
     
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