What's the vyb with yoga? (Srs)

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  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    So I work close to this yoga studio and like 99% of all the lady customers are in great shape. So lemme axe some ketchins...

    1) Is it really yoga that got them into such great shape?

    2) If the answer to 1) is yes, what does yoga do to get these hos in such great shape?

    3) Is it gay for men to take yoga?


    Thanx. :hat:
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yes.
     
  3. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    1 no
    2 "
    3 very
    4 not gay to hang outside and srtike up convos
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    this is what lazy fat guys ask who will never go to a gym. get off the couch first vyb that's the first step and start walking.
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Is this your answer to 3)?
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I take yoga. It's a spiritual calmness as well as improving my flexibility (that's why I take it). I'm not in great shape but getting there.
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    WTF? :jj:

    You saying I'm fat? After you told me I look great in my undies? (no homo)
     
  8. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    go lift some weights fag like all the other boys okay. fucking yoga I hope your dad never hears about this.
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :hat:
     
  10. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I go 3 times a week after work. It won't help you get in better physical shape but it is very relaxing and does wonders if you have back problems.
     
  11. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yes.

    What in the fuck?!
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yoga pants.
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    :jj:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I'm siriusly considering taking an aerobics class at my gym. It could be called the 3 dollar class because it's filled with 30 dimes.
     
  15. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Dad's dead. When he was alive he was a Marine. If I had asked him this, he'd never stop hitting me. :jj:

    But I'm just axin' hypothetically. Not necessarily for me. :dontknow: I just rarely see any guys come out of that yoga studio.
     
  16. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    your head is getting too big already, calm down, it's only been 1 week, mr fitness :)
     
  17. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Theres a dance/yoga studio next to my place...Most of the chicks are in pretty decent shape
     
  18. Super Mario

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    :jj: im just messing with you. Honestly I did wii fit and it does have alot of benifits with balance and getting in to shape . I took a class did not see any weight loss but felt better. I was not dieting either though.Did it on the wii fit too SOme of those poses are not easy. Mrs. Vyb should be worried though about you being around attractive chicks like that.
     
  19. deidler

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    You will lose weight. As long as you eat like them as well.
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    It was a "match the poster to his underwear" thing. It was terrible. :facepalm: