Shop Now At Amazon

What's the weirdest thing you ever put your dick in/on?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    I've had my dick in/on some fucked up shit. :facepalm:
     
  2. Sponsor

    Sponsor

    Reputations:
    0
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

    Reputations:
    44,542
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    45,371
    Likes Received:
    2,191
    in b4 yer Mom's box
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    152
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,381
    Likes Received:
    26
    Yer moms b.........Damn :ninja:
     
  5. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,361
    Likes Received:
    0
    Mango
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire VIP

    Reputations:
    169,870
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    16,789
    Likes Received:
    3,603
    My ex. :facepalm:
     
  7. dinkus mayhem

    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP

    Reputations:
    47,821
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    26,204
    Likes Received:
    1,594
    ag's front butt.
     
  8. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    152
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,381
    Likes Received:
    26
    Glanced by and I thought it said Mandingo :wtf:
     
    Last edited: Dec 13, 2012
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

    Reputations:
    44,542
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    45,371
    Likes Received:
    2,191
    Django
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike known madman VIP

    Reputations:
    -41,043
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,837
    Likes Received:
    541
    hal
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    37,921
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    39,715
    Likes Received:
    2,595
    Is there still time to work mom jokes in here, or have they been used already? :c
     
  12. BearShit

    BearShit Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    65,082
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    31,019
    Likes Received:
    1,242
    nice examples
     
  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    I was waiting for the mom jokes to subside before I got serious with this, yo. :c
     
  14. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    6,219
    Likes Received:
    0
    VCR slot.
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

    Reputations:
    44,542
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    45,371
    Likes Received:
    2,191
    we're on to black man ass now :c
     
  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    4,244
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    30,162
    Likes Received:
    219
    Poison ivy.
     
  17. TonyJax

    TonyJax Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    6,376
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    11,856
    Likes Received:
    364
    A shoe box full of raw bloody calf liver


    Hole at one end for the penial entrance.

    Hole at other side of shoe box with a 200 watt light bulb turned on to make the liver in the box @98 degrees. :coffee:










    :dance::dance::dance::dance:
     
  18. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    1,787
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    12,306
    Likes Received:
    197
    oderus
     
  19. TonyJax

    TonyJax Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    6,376
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    11,856
    Likes Received:
    364
    Winner.
     
  20. TonyJax

    TonyJax Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    6,376
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    11,856
    Likes Received:
    364
    Maybe I won?:dontknow:
     
  21. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    $100 gift card. :c
     

Share This Page