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What's the weirdest thing you ever put your dick in/on?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Smell Muhfinger, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I've had my dick in/on some fucked up shit. :facepalm:
     
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    Satori Brah VIP Extreme Gold

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    in b4 yer Mom's box
     
  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Yer moms b.........Damn :ninja:
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Mango
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Staff Member

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    My ex. :facepalm:
     
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    dinkus mayhem the boss of all men VIP Gold

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    ag's front butt.
     
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Glanced by and I thought it said Mandingo :wtf:
     
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  8. Satori Brah

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    Django
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Uncle Cuck

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    hal
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Is there still time to work mom jokes in here, or have they been used already? :c
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit HamTube H.N.I.C

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    nice examples
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I was waiting for the mom jokes to subside before I got serious with this, yo. :c
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Shot Dead

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    VCR slot.
     
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    we're on to black man ass now :c
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Poison ivy.
     
  16. TonyJax

    TonyJax Reformed Jew. VIP

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    A shoe box full of raw bloody calf liver


    Hole at one end for the penial entrance.

    Hole at other side of shoe box with a 200 watt light bulb turned on to make the liver in the box @98 degrees. :coffee:










    :dance::dance::dance::dance:
     
  17. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    oderus
     
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    Winner.
     
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    Maybe I won?:dontknow:
     
  20. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    $100 gift card. :c