What's the weirdest thing you said/did on a first date?

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  1. Mfactor

    Mfactor Active Member

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    I've always been a little off.....I picked up this girl Brandi, we are heading to my Xmas party, I look over to her and say "Have you ever seen the movie I came in your ass"? She goes WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT....I just started laughing said I just wanted to see how you would react....had a god time got a blowjob....That was it.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I told a chick, "Wow, you kiss exactly like you mom." She didn't like that at all but I was just being honest.
     
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    I pulled my penis out at the dinner table.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    "Do you want to drink cough syrup with me?" She did...but I never banged her.
     
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    Her Parents and grandparents were there also, I didn’t give a fuck.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I'm joking of course.



























































    Or am I? :c
     
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    i once said OMG your wife is a total MILF to a pro-boxer in Australia while drunk out of my mind on what I though was a first date..

    i though wrong ... (lucky his friends convinced him i was too drunk to punch in the face)
     
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    I made numberr 2 in my Levis 501's :bigcry:
     
  11. Mfactor

    Mfactor Active Member

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    Back seat of my girlfriends moms chevy nova heading home from Ocean City New Jersey to Bucks County....Her mom is driving, he daughter has a blanket over her head giving me a B.J. ......Couldn't shoot a load everytime I looked at the rearview mirror it seems her eyes were always locked on me......that wasn't a first date though.
     
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    Since it's spring forward do I get an extra hour?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Do i dare ask how you managed to load your pants on a date?:worried:
     
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    I audibly farted & then pretended like nothing happened
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    All out Scott Ferrall impression.
     
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    This guy I know was set up on a blind date once. Went to the girl's house to pick her up. Saw her. Then he said he was sorry to disturb her. He went to the wrong house number . . . :giggle:
     
  18. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    "It's me or the baby. Take your time, but pick one."
     
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    "So what made you become a Giants chick..huh, uh.. Why do you like the Giants?"
     
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    This is not my story but my cousins.

    It was 1998 and he was calling those chat lines that were advertised heavily back then. They weren't phone sex lines but singles meet up lines. He got a date with a woman he was chatting up and took her to her favorite comedians concert(it was fucking carrot top). According to him the girl was pretty good looking and about 8 years younger than him.(he was 33). So they are eating dinner before the concert and he realizes that the girl is a "working girl".(Escort). He asked her after the date if that is the case and she says yes and shows him her add in the local twit(the weekly magazine advertising converts and such) which has her number and rate. At this point he says that he simply asked her to turn the date into a session. She left.