What's the worst case of food poisoning you've ever had?

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    Mine was from a döner sandwich. I literally was vomiting while I was taking diarrhea shits. I spent two days on the toilet. Cold sweats, fever, and an overall complete mess. Probably the worst I ever felt in my life. I thought I was gonna die.

    That was two years ago or so and I still can't even look at it or stand the smell. Ruined it forever for me, even though I used to love it.
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    Share your gross stories! :lunch:
     
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    never :ghp:
     
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    BLT in Vermont. mayo was the culprit (i think) and i haven't eaten mayo outside my house since.

    8 years.
     
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    KFC also fucked me up pretty good once. Haven't been there since 2011. Still remember it distinctly.
     
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    A hamburger in Mexico. I was out of commission for the entire trip.

    Its funny, Ive eaten and some obscenely dirty restaurants in Mexico, but was almost taken out by four start hotel
     
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    Never had the experience.
     
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    bologna sandwich on the Intrepid museum (air craft carrier) when I was a kid. Haven't had it since.
     
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    My mother stuffed the turkey the night before Thanksgiving. She did not reveal this until five of us ended up in the emergency room. After that I started doing all the holiday cooking, while I was still a college student.
     
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    I used to get the Riley Martin food poisoning occasionally. :wino:
     
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    KFC got me good as well. I may have been a bit pekid beforehand, but that put me over the edge. Took me years to give their original recipe a whirl again (and still rarely eat it).
     
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    Chicken is always kinda dangerous. I only eat it at places I really trust.

    McDonalds and BurgerKing never made me sick, nor have I ever, ever heard anyone getting sick from it. I wonder how they pull that off.
     
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    You had to go to the emergency room? Holy shit.
     
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    Had it a few times

    Always the same thing

    Up all night, vomit every hour on the hour, diarrhea on the 6s

    For 8 hours
     
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    With all the bloody steaks, medium rare hamburgers, the occasional chicken that wasn't quite fully cooked but to drunk to care (this happens to me at least a few times a year), I've never had food poisoning before. From what I hear though it's rough, worse than being sick.
     
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    You literally described my experience except mine was a Subway sandwich. Short story...fat, nasty "sandwich artist" bitch who "just had that" shit/pukes, probably tainted my sub somehow.

    I fell asleep and woke up at 2am ready to erupt. Both-end-squirting commenced every 40 minutes or so. I planned a quick run to the corner liquor store right after a shit/puke session for a lot of gatorade and pepto. I was convinced that what ever trace amounts of gatorade I was managing to absorb between sessions had saved my life.

    It happened again once but not as bad and I don't know what it was from.

    You definitely appreciate normal life more after that kind of experience.
     
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    AM/PM Bean Burrito
     
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    West Lake Duck.
     
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    Sbarros , pissing out of my ass, vomiting till I had nothing else to vomit, and then started vomiting out my intestines or something, could no longer wipe my ass cuz the pain so I just rinsed it with water
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I ate it a few months later, no problems