What's the worst Christmas Gift you ever got from your signifigant other?

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  1. JensBigBoobs

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    I got a pair of shitkicker boots for our first Christmas together...Needless to say FAIL>
     
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    Vegas gift shop shirt.
     
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    Windshield wipers
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    what size bra jen?

    asking for a friend
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    back on topic...i guess socks etc...i can buy my own
     
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    Old boyfriend - really cheap pots & pans set. I swear he bought them at the dollar srore on Xmas eve. So bad....a metaphor for our relationship.
     
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    A butt plug and a "cat of noine tails."
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    An awful gift is better than none.
     
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    Worst one I ever gave?
    I bought her a new (it was expensive god dammit) self propelled Hoover upright vacuum cleaner.
    Some other stuff too.

    Wow, I was in trouble.
    I figured it would be like getting a new floor jack. (I would like that ???)
    Yeah, not good.
     
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    I once gave the wife a very nice ironing board. Wasn't the only gift of course. And I wasn't implying that she should chain herself in the laundry room till all my shirts were tight. It was a household gift. 20+ years later and long divorced I still get shit about it.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Anal


    She had no idea how to control the strapon
     
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    That's worst than windshield wipers?
     
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    ILOOKLIKEBETH ever since than i've been the champ

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    a cd of the stones, i hate the stones, she loved them,thus she know longer around.
     
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    Cha Cha Chia Pet :wtf:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    One of the worst....I was given some kind on sheer man panties and whatever else and I had to laugh and said no way. I never judge anyone and whatever makes them happy...cool. But I am a man and not wearing lingerie to bed. :snicker:

    The WORST was a girl who I was dating gave me a...

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    Like giving a Red Sox fan a Yankee jersey or vise versa. She didn't know much about hockey and tried, so still love it. :snicker:
     
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    Way before we were married, when we were still in high school, my then girlfriend got me these exact battery powered dancing frogs.
    Even before my heart turned black and I just stopped trying, I told her that this was hands down, the lamest present I had ever received.
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    Lint brush from Walgreens.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :eek: I would've tossed that out in front of them. :snicker: