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I got a pair of shitkicker boots for our first Christmas together...Needless to say FAIL>
Vegas gift shop shirt.
what size bra jen?
asking for a friend
back on topic...i guess socks etc...i can buy my own
Old boyfriend - really cheap pots & pans set. I swear he bought them at the dollar srore on Xmas eve. So bad....a metaphor for our relationship.
A butt plug and a "cat of noine tails."
An awful gift is better than none.
Worst one I ever gave?
I bought her a new (it was expensive god dammit) self propelled Hoover upright vacuum cleaner.
Some other stuff too.
Wow, I was in trouble.
I figured it would be like getting a new floor jack. (I would like that ???)
Yeah, not good.
I once gave the wife a very nice ironing board. Wasn't the only gift of course. And I wasn't implying that she should chain herself in the laundry room till all my shirts were tight. It was a household gift. 20+ years later and long divorced I still get shit about it.
She had no idea how to control the strapon
That's worst than windshield wipers?
a cd of the stones, i hate the stones, she loved them,thus she know longer around.
Cha Cha Chia Pet
One of the worst....I was given some kind on sheer man panties and whatever else and I had to laugh and said no way. I never judge anyone and whatever makes them happy...cool. But I am a man and not wearing lingerie to bed.
The WORST was a girl who I was dating gave me a...
Like giving a Red Sox fan a Yankee jersey or vise versa. She didn't know much about hockey and tried, so still love it.
Way before we were married, when we were still in high school, my then girlfriend got me these exact battery powered dancing frogs.
Even before my heart turned black and I just stopped trying, I told her that this was hands down, the lamest present I had ever received.
Lint brush from Walgreens.
I would've tossed that out in front of them.