WTF What's the worst job you ever had?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Me and my friend were laughing about this today, we both worked for the same business when we were in college, and it was owned by this really old gross guy, (his son owned a hugely popular club in NYC, and that was how we got our jobs) and he used to INSIST on driving us home at the end of the day, which, when I lived in Brooklyn, I thought, hmmm good deal. We both quit after like 4 months because he would put his hand on your neck when you were at your station, and give you a massage, or put his hand (as I just found out this morning) on my Girlfriends lap, when he drove her home! ugh...gross pig monster, I hope he wound up getting sued...and I hope he had a painful death....
     
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    Glory hole
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Subway. Got fired because I didn't wanna cut all that shit
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I used to work with retards


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    The best one I ever had was driving chicks home from work.
     
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    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    I worked in a large warehouse that had a lunch truck show up for lunch and breakfast.
     
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    Peep Show booth swabber.

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    Comedy writer for popular radio host. He always rejected everything entertaining.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    As a teen I lasted 2 days at a plating factory. Big pool of molten zinc and the object to be plated was lowered in with a crane. This was mid summer and it must have been 120 degrees in the factory. One slip and I would have been a plated pig. :eek:
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    One hour photo lab. Parts of it were cool like seeing everyone's pictures they thought were private and all the photo processing equipment. All the customers were mostly assholes though and the place smelled like ass. Also wonder how many years my life has been reduced because of those chemicals.
     
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    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    My most fun job was a valet.
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    One of my customers is a tug hut. He buys crazy amounts of disinfectant and paper towels. Frickin GROSS!

    That's the wrong wringer for that bucket.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    and yes, we made extra copies of the hot customer's nudie pics :oops:
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Having sex with Star Jones
     
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    Chicken processing plant in Kansas City. Lasted 1 day. Trust me....you don't want to know the details....and I worked in the office!
     
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    It was one of the high end one hour labs :fil:
     
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    Britts was a dept store for a few years similar to Kleins, etc. I was making the display signs with wood blocks and ink. But the guy in charge liked disco and it was played the entire day. I lasted just the one day. I'm not being a music snob but it was just too much. Sorta like having to endure techno music for 8 hours to compare it in today's terms.
     
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    What is your avatar from? I always wondered.