Whats up with wigs' eyes?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Wiggie, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. Wiggie

    Wiggie Well-Known Member

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    I've been noticing for awhile now that wigs eyes jitter.Has anyone else notice it? Is that why he hides his eyes all the time?
    I did a quick search and i found this to show as an example
    [video=youtube;eSbvwuLL0Lw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSbvwuLL0Lw[/video]
     
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    watching too much ping pong:crazybye:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Always noticed that too. I thought it was just Howard checking all his screens like a maniac to see if something good(caller, whackpacker, story,etc) is popping up from the back room with Will, Jason and whoever.
     
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    Wonkeye is contageous
     
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    Dude has like five monitors in front of him and his "jitter" is just him scanning his monitors for load knows what(probably harrible "lines" fed to him by his crack "writing staff"


    Just take a moment to look think about a situation and change your perspective, literally, and you'll be surprised how much less of a tard you'll be in the future. cheers.
     
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    I've noticed that too, maybe he got a cataract done with his wig as a combine special.
     
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    No... Just no. If your looking at multiple monitors, a rational person spends a few seconds on each one. Wiggy is fighting some serious demons in his head.
    BTW, I heard a rumor that it could be a side effect of have Jew horns amputated, but I'm 62% sure that is false.
     
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    His eyes jitter and his teeth rattle.
     
  9. Wiggie

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    I took a moment to think about the situation:)smokin:)... and I still believe it has nothing to with the monitors. I still think its some kind of eye disorder.
     
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    I noticed a year or two back in a clip. It looks like he has rapid eye movement while awake.
     
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    LOLNO. His eyes dart back and forth like a psychopath even without the screens in front of him, he's done it in interviews. He's admitted he's got a problem. That's why he hides behind those lame ass glasses.
     
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    Weird thing is on all the E! shows and even now while I'm watching him interview this pornstar from 2010, his eyes are steady while looking at them.:dontknow:
     
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    chronic ambien side effect :dontknow:
     
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    Me too.
     
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    E shows? Remember there was an earlier time in Howard Hughes life where he was fairly functional too.
     
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    maybe he's on something and his eyes are glazed over
     
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    It's like watching Imus talk to Booey in a suit. Everything about this feels off and wrong and unnatural.

    So fucking weird


    Why does Howard remind me so much of Walder Frey??
     
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    He could only pretend to like people for so long. He is only comfortable dictating and the comradery between Howie, Scary, Heidi and Nick is making him uncomfortable thus leaving him mental.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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