whats ur grossest injury or infection so far....

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  1. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    iv had chest tubes in my lungs from being punctured in a car wreck and such but the worst is....

    road rash up my left leg from ankle to hip from turning a motorcycle over while going 20 mph and wearing shorts...

    that sucker was like beef jerkey when it healed and was ooozey with green pus and hairs and looked like pepperoni pizza and stunk..and that was when it was healing, had to go to er to get it scrubbed with a plastic brush to remove the asphault..hurt like hell
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    I had a fever for more Cowbell, once
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I had little slits in my nut bag and they went in and cut.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Colon infection almost took me out. No injuries though knock on wood.
     
  5. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    vasectomy?
     
  6. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    damn that would be painful id think..
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Very painful. like a knife.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    yeah. not painful or gross. It's just the idea of someone cutting on your junk.
     
  9. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    ewwwww
     
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    wanker New Member

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    had to get my penis hole enlarged when i was a teen, forgot bout that, pissed blood for days after...
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Cut my finger on broken glass. The picture is after they cleaned it up and before they stitched it.

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  12. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    since u provided the pic thats the winner...urkkkkh
     
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    :wtf:
     
  14. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    was a tiny slit instead of a hole, most of my urine was backed up causing fevers and such...

    they had to scapel my urethra, wasnt pleasant
     
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    :wtf: :wtf:
     
  16. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Cut my thumb half way off with a chop saw with a dull blade cutting up pallets. Never really hurt but it was gross when they cleaned it out and I could see my veins and feel my bone and shit.
     
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    wanker New Member

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    oh yea like the pic b4..sliced flesh is pretty horrific and always painful the next day especially
     
  18. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    No never hurt. Gave me one Vicodin at the emergency Room and said I could have heavier stuff when I was cleared but I never asked. They did knock me out for the surgery though. I had a prescription for percosets after but just saved them for when I was better.
    I've got pics too. That's what made me think of it.
    Maybe I'll have to start posting pics her finally.
     
  19. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    when the doc pulled the chest tubes out they leaked a thick yellow fluid...

    and damn if my doc wasnt slick. he said on count of 3 ill pull em out ...

    1....pullll, felt like stab wounds and i screamed
     
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    What a dumbass