Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Dec 20, 2013.
wokka wokka wokka!
Finding half a worm!
Waking up and finding Schmoopy in a nÃ©gligÃ© in your bed.
radiated sea water hemorrhaging out of fukushima
I was gonna say finding a Mops in the woodpile, but...
Poop on your Peanut
I had blood in an egg last week
What are you, a homo? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
that's supposed to be good luck
I didn't win the Mega Millions
finding a worm in your woman's vagina
corn on the cock