what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    genocide.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    wokka wokka wokka!
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Finding half a worm!:grad:
     
  5. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Waking up and finding Schmoopy in a négligé in your bed.
     
  6. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    radiated sea water hemorrhaging out of fukushima
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I was gonna say finding a Mops in the woodpile, but... :ninja:
     
  8. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Poop on your Peanut
     
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    I had blood in an egg last week :puke:
     
  10. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    What are you, a homo? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
     
  11. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    that's supposed to be good luck
     
  12. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    I didn't win the Mega Millions :fil:
     
  13. Gomez

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    finding a worm in your woman's vagina :grad: :vag: :puke:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    corn on the cock
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    AIDS...duh.