What's wrong with Schmoopy?

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  1. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    I know this thread would have been much shorter if I titled it, "What's right with Schmoopy?". But I'm really confused about him. I remember on SFN, somehow they couldn't keep him under control, and he was probably the most annoying poster there. However, when I came to Dawg's, I barely noticed him. I wondered if it was even the same Schmoopy...

    That confused me, because 90% of the people here still hate him. I thought, "How can they hate him so much if he doesn't harm anyone?". Then a few weeks ago, he started negging me with shit like, "Send me delicious cock pics ~Schmoopy". That's fine, there's nothing wrong with being gay. The problem is he hasn't stopped sending those messages.

    I'm not sending anyone cock pics, and he can get them for free on the internet. But now I know why everyone here hates him. He's just an annoying fuck with nothing to contribute (other than his "go to" line). It's weird, because if I was asked about Schmoopy a few months ago, I probably would have defended him with something like, "He's harmless". But he's not harmless, he's dangerous. Very dangerous. He should be on one of those sexual predator lists.

    Back to the topic, what's wrong with him? I don't know him, don't want to know him, and I'd like to know how to get rid of him. I would prefer not to be mean, but at this point I'm like "Fuck Schmoopy!!". There's only so much harassment one person can take.
     
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    If he finds out you're taller than he is, he'll probably leave you alone.
     
  3. Brian

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    Well, how tall are you, NOL?
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Team Smoopy! :schmoopy:
     
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    NOL

    Daemon

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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    The only way he will stop is if you send him a pic of your cock.
     
  7. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You're really giving him the business.
     
  9. Sleep

    Sleep The Violence. The Speed. The Momentum. VIP

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    OP done fucked up now!
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :cwl:
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Wordy shit mult.:lol:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Was that an actual episode?
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Did anyone read that?
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    He's very wordy. I have become accustomed to two or three word sentences, smileys, and gifs.
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Look at all of these delicious cocks.:drool:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    You are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I just saw the tags. negged and reported
     
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    Fucking aye. Dude has diarrhea of the fingers.
     
  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Hi Bob :hw::flowers:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Stop it with that shit, Stink Eye!