Discussion in 'The Bar' started by GHP, Dec 10, 2012.
It won't start. Has gas, turns over, won't start
goddammit YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
blocked fuel filter
find a man to start the car
It's been doing that herky-jerky thing when it's cold, but then runs fine after it warms up. Now it won't start
Tell me more, Grasshopper
Plot flaw. You don't have a car.
Water in your fuel lines.
Time to get a new donkey, this one is getting ready to die.
When was the last time you checked the turn signal fluid?
Not now, HAL.
Get a new fuel filter.
No that's you
This is my brother's but we're driving it. Now it won't start
I'm a girl...but with my own experience, if it's turning over and not catching - it's either not catching a spark or not getting fuel.
Or cheap gas, maybe?
G, the technical term for your car problem is: It's fucked up.
The car is seriously depressed, and wont work, because it has come to the realization that it is actually in the 3rd world.