Entertainment What's your best or Worst feature

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    Everybody has a best or Worst, what's yours?
     
  2. Mr. Meatkabob

    Mr. Meatkabob Unsticking the Bat Wings

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    You mean physical feature? Face? Bod?
     
  3. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Best feature is my whole body

    Worst feature is there is only one of me
     
  4. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    It is my giant cock. Unfortunately it is far too large for most normal sized women and I am just not in to big girls. A conundrum to say the least.
     
  5. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    I kinda like my long hair, its down to my waist.
     
  6. Mr. Meatkabob

    Mr. Meatkabob Unsticking the Bat Wings

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    Seems like I'm the only one who wasn't sure. OK...

    Best: muh fuck stick

    Worst: my internal 'rhoid
     
  7. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    The fact that women want me and men envy me. Also the fact that I'm delusional.
     
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  8. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    Yes, sir.
     
  9. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    best would be loyalty
    worst would be sensitivity
     
  10. greedyjew

    greedyjew Member

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    My best physical feature, when I stand up my dick touches the floor. My worst physical feature, my legs are 3 inches long.
     
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  11. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    My best feature is my left index finger from the 2nd knuckle to the nail.

    The rest is a trainwreck.
     
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    My best feature is my ice cream dispenser. My worst feature is my titty twister.
     
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    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Best feature = my girlfriend

    Worst feature = my wife
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    Cabbie part 2 please re upload

    for me Todd
     
  17. McLennison

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    Best - my dick is 3 inches. From the floor.
    Worst - my hair slowly leaving my head and starting to magically stick to my ears. Why God thought of that phenomenon is a mystery known only to Him.
     
  18. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    We
    Are
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    kids
    Of
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    Day
    after
    the
    first
    time
    in
    the
    world.
     
  19. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    My best is my sense of humor. All I wanna do is laugh.

    My worst is my huge/wide feet and my ocd.
     
  20. SuperFarts

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    Thank you.

    Should be a requirement for all broads IMHO.


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