What's your best story about a cunt?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :munch:

    Interpret as you choose.
     
  2. Slippy

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    I knew this one cunt who idiotically maintained a retarded wigger pretense for MONTHS, fucked with people's real lives, faked a gay illness, then cried like a freshly fucked bitch about "leaving the internet", like anybody cared about his stupid ass.

    :coffee:
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I married her because she had great tits then divorced her because she was a cunt. :toptip:
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    +1
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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  7. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Amber... The "duck lips".... The alleged green stuff
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Costly just for a couple of melons, eh?
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    I put my penis in one once.
     
  11. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Is Tuesday here yet?
     
  12. Diogenes1

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    I like how you say "freshly fucked bitch."

    :humpin:
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I've talked about this cunt before, but I once worked with a cunt who said she wouldn't recycle because the homeless might take the cans and bottles. She wouldn't donate her old clothing because Jamaicans might send it to their own country. She refused to give up her seat to a pregnant woman because "why should I suffer because someone else chose to get pregnant?". Our whole office agreed that we'd donate money to charities instead of exchanging gifts with each other, and she threw a crying fit because that meant she'd get one less Christmas present.

    C-U-N-T.
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I've only got one very very long story, and you know all about it :jj:
     
  15. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I wake up
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I never realized how many things he has in common with Stevie.