Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Jul 19, 2013.
Interpret as you choose.
I knew this one cunt who idiotically maintained a retarded wigger pretense for MONTHS, fucked with people's real lives, faked a gay illness, then cried like a freshly fucked bitch about "leaving the internet", like anybody cared about his stupid ass.
I married her because she had great tits then divorced her because she was a cunt.
+ 75,000 internets
Amber... The "duck lips".... The alleged green stuff
Costly just for a couple of melons, eh?
I put my penis in one once.
Is Tuesday here yet?
I like how you say "freshly fucked bitch."
I've talked about this cunt before, but I once worked with a cunt who said she wouldn't recycle because the homeless might take the cans and bottles. She wouldn't donate her old clothing because Jamaicans might send it to their own country. She refused to give up her seat to a pregnant woman because "why should I suffer because someone else chose to get pregnant?". Our whole office agreed that we'd donate money to charities instead of exchanging gifts with each other, and she threw a crying fit because that meant she'd get one less Christmas present.
I've only got one very very long story, and you know all about it
I wake up
I never realized how many things he has in common with Stevie.