What's your big move?

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    When you go to close the deal with someone you want to have sex with, what's your move?

    I will say mine isn't the Dirty Dancing lift, but along the lines of that movie, I find saying "let's get out of here" more often than not does work...

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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  8. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    This is a serious thread, act in a more serious manner. Thank you...

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    Pull my cock out, and yell, "well, it's not going to fuck itself."
     
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    dirty dancing lift wtf
     
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    5 point restraint system.

    :c
     
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    This almost always works...

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    I gyrate my hips with my beer belly swaying this way and that.
     
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    Im tge straightest man on the planet and even I woukd fall for that
     
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    I whip it out and say, "interested?"
     
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    Ask her to go back to your place. If she says no, then say: "that's ok....I have to take a shit anyways." and walk away
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    if things are going well i'll go in and lick her face to mark my territory and let everyone and her know she's mine for the night